Tonight I'm joining in on #Monsterdon so if you'd rather not see a flood of posts in your timeline, it's a good time to mute me and/or the hashtag.

[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

That's a gubernatorial accent if I ever heard one

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

This... Isn't Greek music, right? They're really going hard on it anyway

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

Okay but the aggressive sassy cross-talk is very on point for Greek mythology as I know it

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

This is arguably the most accurate portrayal of Zeus I've ever seen. That's definitely a man that would turn into a goose, do some sexual misconduct, and then yell at everyone for it

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

Zeus is of course following the classic film technique of tell don't show, a storied and ancient tradition

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

I know a love story when I see one. Go get you your man, beret-bearer

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[configures@mindly.social]

@cargot_robbie Yes! Yes!

[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

"He went to every bar in the east village looking for a wife. Never seemed to find one..."

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

Hercules is so strong he can even mansplain to men.

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[diazona@techhub.social]

@cargot_robbie

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

If we count the dock fight, cab argument, and these games... We're up to 3 labours of Hercules

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[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

Hercules has the men of New York begging for it. That's what those pecs do

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