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  • jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
    jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    In squirrel news there has been no squirrel news. Somehow they've been avoiding letting me see how they get to the feeder. If you can't see a security hole it's hard to fix it.
    That was until just now.
    Turns out the new technique is to try crawling around the "shield", which never works, and then just let go and trust in the almighty squirrelly grip. That's right, the squirrel falls on purpose and madly grabs at the air while going by feeder roost in the hopes of snagging it. Which, it turns out, they've gotten really good at.

    bosquebill@techhub.socialB swansonite@twit.socialS jerzone@techhub.socialJ canyakker@mas.toC colinburgess@mastodon.nzC 5 Replies Last reply
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    • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

      In squirrel news there has been no squirrel news. Somehow they've been avoiding letting me see how they get to the feeder. If you can't see a security hole it's hard to fix it.
      That was until just now.
      Turns out the new technique is to try crawling around the "shield", which never works, and then just let go and trust in the almighty squirrelly grip. That's right, the squirrel falls on purpose and madly grabs at the air while going by feeder roost in the hopes of snagging it. Which, it turns out, they've gotten really good at.

      bosquebill@techhub.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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      @jerzone "We're going to need a bigger shield."

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      • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

        In squirrel news there has been no squirrel news. Somehow they've been avoiding letting me see how they get to the feeder. If you can't see a security hole it's hard to fix it.
        That was until just now.
        Turns out the new technique is to try crawling around the "shield", which never works, and then just let go and trust in the almighty squirrelly grip. That's right, the squirrel falls on purpose and madly grabs at the air while going by feeder roost in the hopes of snagging it. Which, it turns out, they've gotten really good at.

        swansonite@twit.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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        @jerzone Life…uhh…finds a way.

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        • bosquebill@techhub.socialB bosquebill@techhub.social

          @jerzone "We're going to need a bigger shield."

          jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
          jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          @bosquebill kid and I went to box store looking for a "real" squirrel blocking cone and were surprised they didn't have anything. Maybe check gardening store next.

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          • swansonite@twit.socialS swansonite@twit.social

            @jerzone Life…uhh…finds a way.

            jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @swansonite srsly

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            • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

              In squirrel news there has been no squirrel news. Somehow they've been avoiding letting me see how they get to the feeder. If you can't see a security hole it's hard to fix it.
              That was until just now.
              Turns out the new technique is to try crawling around the "shield", which never works, and then just let go and trust in the almighty squirrelly grip. That's right, the squirrel falls on purpose and madly grabs at the air while going by feeder roost in the hopes of snagging it. Which, it turns out, they've gotten really good at.

              jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
              jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              There have been signs all along …

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              • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

                @bosquebill kid and I went to box store looking for a "real" squirrel blocking cone and were surprised they didn't have anything. Maybe check gardening store next.

                danpmoore@mathstodon.xyzD This user is from outside of this forum
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                @jerzone @bosquebill 3-d printer solution?

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                • stephanie@ottawa.placeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @jerzone Omg they are relentless 😆

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                  • danpmoore@mathstodon.xyzD danpmoore@mathstodon.xyz

                    @jerzone @bosquebill 3-d printer solution?

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                    @danpmoore
                    well, this wasn't printed specifically for repelling squirrels, but I thought it looked intimidating and since it spun would hold them back.

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                    • stephanie@ottawa.placeS stephanie@ottawa.place

                      @jerzone Omg they are relentless 😆

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                      @stephanie My first experience trying to hold them off was a work office overlooking bird feeder on a pole. I put grease on the pole and sure enough they'd try to climb up, slide right off. But enough squirrels trying that and pretty soon all of the grease is gone.

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                      • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

                        @danpmoore
                        well, this wasn't printed specifically for repelling squirrels, but I thought it looked intimidating and since it spun would hold them back.

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                        @jerzone @danpmoore

                        Looks like one layer of a kinetic art project.

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                        • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

                          @stephanie My first experience trying to hold them off was a work office overlooking bird feeder on a pole. I put grease on the pole and sure enough they'd try to climb up, slide right off. But enough squirrels trying that and pretty soon all of the grease is gone.

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                          @jerzone Yeah and sadly, it can be bad for the birds with the grease!

                          Our weight controlled feeder, and our caged feeders have been the only thing that have worked so far. You can't outsmart them lol

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                            @jerzone
                            Challenge accepted

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                            • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

                              @stephanie My first experience trying to hold them off was a work office overlooking bird feeder on a pole. I put grease on the pole and sure enough they'd try to climb up, slide right off. But enough squirrels trying that and pretty soon all of the grease is gone.

                              donray@mastodon.onlineD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @jerzone @stephanie

                              The flying leap reminds me of the friendly neighborhood squirrel at my parent's house.

                              There was a birdfeeder tray outside a window. There was also a large redcedar tree nearby. The squirrel learned to launch itself from a branch above and to the side of the window. Instead of aiming for the tray, it aimed for the side of the house so it could ricochet at just the right angle to land on the tray. We'd hear "thunk!" and there would be the squirrel on the feeder.

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                              • isol@mastodon.auI isol@mastodon.au

                                @jerzone @danpmoore

                                Looks like one layer of a kinetic art project.

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                                @isol Yes, someone was inspired by the wooden kinetic art of David C. Roy I think. It worked pretty well until getting hit by something and falling off the wall.

                                https://www.youtube.com/@DavidCRoy/videos

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                                • stephanie@ottawa.placeS stephanie@ottawa.place

                                  @jerzone Yeah and sadly, it can be bad for the birds with the grease!

                                  Our weight controlled feeder, and our caged feeders have been the only thing that have worked so far. You can't outsmart them lol

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                                  @stephanie that sounds like a challenge! ';^)

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                                  • donray@mastodon.onlineD donray@mastodon.online

                                    @jerzone @stephanie

                                    The flying leap reminds me of the friendly neighborhood squirrel at my parent's house.

                                    There was a birdfeeder tray outside a window. There was also a large redcedar tree nearby. The squirrel learned to launch itself from a branch above and to the side of the window. Instead of aiming for the tray, it aimed for the side of the house so it could ricochet at just the right angle to land on the tray. We'd hear "thunk!" and there would be the squirrel on the feeder.

                                    jerzone@techhub.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @donray @stephanie OMG

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                                    • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

                                      In squirrel news there has been no squirrel news. Somehow they've been avoiding letting me see how they get to the feeder. If you can't see a security hole it's hard to fix it.
                                      That was until just now.
                                      Turns out the new technique is to try crawling around the "shield", which never works, and then just let go and trust in the almighty squirrelly grip. That's right, the squirrel falls on purpose and madly grabs at the air while going by feeder roost in the hopes of snagging it. Which, it turns out, they've gotten really good at.

                                      canyakker@mas.toC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @jerzone You can't win against these squirrels.
                                      Look at this one: managed to losen the lid and just sits in the feeder, safe and filled up.

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                                      • bosquebill@techhub.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @jerzone Me, trying to fish that last Hersey's Nugget out of the bag.

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                                        • jerzone@techhub.socialJ jerzone@techhub.social

                                          In squirrel news there has been no squirrel news. Somehow they've been avoiding letting me see how they get to the feeder. If you can't see a security hole it's hard to fix it.
                                          That was until just now.
                                          Turns out the new technique is to try crawling around the "shield", which never works, and then just let go and trust in the almighty squirrelly grip. That's right, the squirrel falls on purpose and madly grabs at the air while going by feeder roost in the hopes of snagging it. Which, it turns out, they've gotten really good at.

                                          colinburgess@mastodon.nzC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @jerzone as much as I’ve come to loathe Mark Rober his video on squirrels doing anything to defeat his America Ninja Warrior squirrel defense course made me realize that the only true defense is to take off and nuke the site from orbit.

                                          But because this has nothing obvious drawbacks maybe the old lace the seed with chili flakes? Although maybe in a few generations they’ll be drink pints of lager and attacking your channa masala or Texas chili

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