“PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!”

[marshalla99@thx.gg]

@randahl https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/wednesday-may-10th-roswell-trump

[mcv@friendica.opensocial.space]

Have those aliens also met with Epstein?

[hadon@mastodon.social]

@randahl

[thefwguy@techhub.social]

@randahl Every single time one think that he and his admin touched the bottom, they start to dig !

[artharg@mastodon.nl]

@randahl He only just recently called every non-US citizen an alien, so of course there is alien life

[bitchboss@marcella.masto.host]

@randahl

Let's talk about the Epstein mansion at the dark side of the moon...

[roger@nrw.social]

@randahl Among the people who voted for him, such a primitive plan is working.

[prefec2@norden.social]

@randahl most likely the orange is also in the alien files, as he abducted aliens. 🫣

[prefec2@norden.social]

@haploc @randahl The E-files with agents Mully and Sculder. And it might also be with alien abduction, just as in "of" instead of "by".

[lukephilipps@swiss.social]

@randahl
Our good friend Ali Hackalife subscribes to the conspiracy theory that this is simply Google bombing to cover up the fact that Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama deported more aliens than Trump and his goon squad.

[johan_barelds@mastodon.nl]

@randahl
Maybe we finally see the truth about his own "unidentified flying object"

[dazzr@social.tchncs.de]

@randahl But that doesn't make any sense! Space Aliens come in peace, and they're no child molesters.

That credit only goes to rich and powerful men of the human race who can't refrain from non-consensual sex with underage teens. Bloody fuckers.