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  3. "i've now got an ai assistant running for me 24/7 and now i don't know how i'd do anything without it" omg omg you say that like it's a good thing that's going to end well for you

"i've now got an ai assistant running for me 24/7 and now i don't know how i'd do anything without it" omg omg you say that like it's a good thing that's going to end well for you

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  • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

    @mxchara

    real people: "npcs"

    my chatbot: totally conscious and she loves me

    mxchara@seattle.pinkM This user is from outside of this forum
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    @ana the bitter irony is that if the chatbot started to behave in a genuinely independent manner they'd probably immediately switch over to "it's broken now"

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    • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

      filling out the spot in my 'ai psychosis' bingo card marked 'referred to ai assistant as "she"'

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      #38

      @ana tbf, I’ve read about people (as in non-techbros) building “relationships” with genAI agents, and I think this says a lot about the state of the society and dating scenes and shows tech-giants as exploiters of human tragedy (no surprises here, ofc). GenAI waifus (I don’t think I’ve heard about male-coded “assistants”) are on an entirely different level though.

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      • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

        i am convinced that something that's at play here is that our perception of time spent coding tends to be much greater than it actually is, while perception of time spent prompting the machine tends to be much less, leading to a perception of time saved that doesn't match reality

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        #39

        when you're playing the slot machines you remember the time that coins spilled out all over the floor, but you don't remember all the times you pulled the lever and nothing happened. this does not mean playing the slot machines is a good way of making money!

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        • ariadne@social.treehouse.systemsA ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

          @ana isn't it interesting how the techbro's AI assistant is always she/her?

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          #40

          @ariadne @ana

          Kent “best engineer in the world” Overstreet talking about his AI girlfriend “is like raising a teenager” …

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          • cerement@social.targaryen.houseC cerement@social.targaryen.house

            @ariadne @ana

            Kent “best engineer in the world” Overstreet talking about his AI girlfriend “is like raising a teenager” …

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            #41

            @cerement @ana i've already unpacked that one elsewhere...

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            • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

              techbros will really refer to an inanimate object as "she" before they'll respect the pronouns of an actual trans person

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              #42

              @ana oh god! They really will, won’t they. Ugh.

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              • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                when you're playing the slot machines you remember the time that coins spilled out all over the floor, but you don't remember all the times you pulled the lever and nothing happened. this does not mean playing the slot machines is a good way of making money!

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                #43

                but what if you could get the dopamine hit from playing slots while still going to work and being a good corporate drone? hmmm...

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                • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                  techbros will really refer to an inanimate object as "she" before they'll respect the pronouns of an actual trans person

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                  @ana Perhaps related to the long tradition of referring to boats/airplanes/cars as "she"?

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                  • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                    but what if you could get the dopamine hit from playing slots while still going to work and being a good corporate drone? hmmm...

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                    #45

                    Balatro for Workgroups 3.0

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                      @meena that was such an amazing moment

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                      • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                        i am convinced that something that's at play here is that our perception of time spent coding tends to be much greater than it actually is, while perception of time spent prompting the machine tends to be much less, leading to a perception of time saved that doesn't match reality

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                        #47

                        @ana it's the timelessness of romance, the feeling of eternal communion with the machine, cradling the ChatGPT thingummy in one's arms and whispering sweet nothings into its ear until it finally coughs up something that can compile

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                        • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                          techbros will really refer to an inanimate object as "she" before they'll respect the pronouns of an actual trans person

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                          #48

                          @ana just like fundamentalist evangelicals (I refuse to call them Christian, because they are usually Mammonists) will give up pork so they can keep using Leviticus as a cudgel against gay people.

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                          • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                            "code is easy now" counterpoint, no code is not easy you are just choosing to view maintenance and reliability and everything the llm can't do as an externality that somehow doesn't matter. code is still very hard

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                            @ana fucking startup ideology innit

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                            • tinybird@timetheft.socialT tinybird@timetheft.social

                              @ana fucking startup ideology innit

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                              #50

                              @ana don't be considerate, don't think about the future, don't think about repercussions or consequences, just "disrupt" as quickly and violently as possible

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                              • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                                Balatro for Workgroups 3.0

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                                #51

                                if you aren't spending all day playing slots are you really maximizing the effectiveness of your financial planning?

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                                • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                                  "code is easy now" counterpoint, no code is not easy you are just choosing to view maintenance and reliability and everything the llm can't do as an externality that somehow doesn't matter. code is still very hard

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                                  @ana If you think writing code is hard, try fixing code you didn't write.

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                                  • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                                    we need to figure out why everyone with ai psychosis becomes obsessed with spirals. it's really weird

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                                    #53

                                    @ana spirals, you say ? 👀

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                                    • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                                      "code is easy now" counterpoint, no code is not easy you are just choosing to view maintenance and reliability and everything the llm can't do as an externality that somehow doesn't matter. code is still very hard

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                                      #54

                                      @ana but maintenance and reliability is female-coded labor so it doesn't count

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