one of these things is not like the others

[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]

one of these things is not like the others

[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]

anyway how do you call those buttplug shaped things alibaba sellers use to show off nurdles?

[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]

and we have someone with deep knowledge here @HeNeArXn

[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]

anyway i was gonna buy some because the shape is funny, and then put plastic nurdles inside as a like. Coffee table piece

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@whitequark you'll be pleased to know about the existence of ceramic pine cone ornaments that look exactly as one would expect. I'm not sure if as coffee table piece it would be less evocative or kinkier, though.