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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

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  • danirabbit@mastodon.onlineD This user is from outside of this forum
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    Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

    And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

    saltywizard@beige.partyS bzdev@fosstodon.orgB beaiouns@is.nota.liveB aanee@mastodon.onlineA catsalad@infosec.exchangeC 6 Replies Last reply
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    • danirabbit@mastodon.onlineD danirabbit@mastodon.online

      Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

      And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

      saltywizard@beige.partyS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @danirabbit

      but don't stop committing those crimes, they ain't gonna commit themselves.

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      • danirabbit@mastodon.onlineD danirabbit@mastodon.online

        Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

        And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

        bzdev@fosstodon.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
        bzdev@fosstodon.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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        @danirabbit You can admit, on the Internet, that you committed a crime provided (a) the crime is a funny crime, (b) it didn't hurt anyone, and (c) the statue of limitations has run out.

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          @danirabbit You can admit, on the Internet, that you committed a crime provided (a) the crime is a funny crime, (b) it didn't hurt anyone, and (c) the statue of limitations has run out.

          bzdev@fosstodon.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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          @danirabbit My "crime": in the 1970s there was an SF Opera performance of Turandot with Luciano Pavarotti and Montserrat Caballé. Standing room was sold out, so I got some guys to open a window in a stairwell and climbed up the outside of the building to get in (pretty easy given the rock climbing I was doing, which included multi-day climbs in Yosemite). The full story is too long for a 'toot', and is really funny. Years later, I told people who worked at the opera and they laughed.

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          • danirabbit@mastodon.onlineD danirabbit@mastodon.online

            Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

            And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

            beaiouns@is.nota.liveB This user is from outside of this forum
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            @danirabbit related https://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1533

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            • bzdev@fosstodon.orgB bzdev@fosstodon.org

              @danirabbit My "crime": in the 1970s there was an SF Opera performance of Turandot with Luciano Pavarotti and Montserrat Caballé. Standing room was sold out, so I got some guys to open a window in a stairwell and climbed up the outside of the building to get in (pretty easy given the rock climbing I was doing, which included multi-day climbs in Yosemite). The full story is too long for a 'toot', and is really funny. Years later, I told people who worked at the opera and they laughed.

              vfrmedia@social.tchncs.deV This user is from outside of this forum
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              @bzdev @danirabbit

              I'd add (d) that you don't make it harder for anyone else trying to do the relatively harmless crime.

              In your case its all cool as over 50 years the building would have been target-hardened against unauthorised entry anyway for *many* other reasons - but even bragging about more recent hedonism in legal grey areas makes it easier for authorities to glean data and clamp down on such activities (its already been widely used to restrict unlicensed rave parties in my country)

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              • danirabbit@mastodon.onlineD danirabbit@mastodon.online

                Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

                And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

                aanee@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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                @danirabbit But snail mail is okay right... riiight?

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                • danirabbit@mastodon.onlineD danirabbit@mastodon.online

                  Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

                  And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

                  catsalad@infosec.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @danirabbit But crimin' is fun!

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                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                    @danirabbit But crimin' is fun!

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                    @catsalad @danirabbit be 🐱️; do crimes.

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                    • danirabbit@mastodon.onlineD danirabbit@mastodon.online

                      Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.

                      And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.

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                      @danirabbit I admit, I exist as a trans woman. That's not a crime ... Yet ...

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