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  3. Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

    welshtroll@gamepad.clubW This user is from outside of this forum
    welshtroll@gamepad.clubW This user is from outside of this forum
    welshtroll@gamepad.club
    wrote last edited by
    #3

    @cstross oh drat!

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

      jabgoe2089@hub.netzgemeinde.euJ This user is from outside of this forum
      jabgoe2089@hub.netzgemeinde.euJ This user is from outside of this forum
      jabgoe2089@hub.netzgemeinde.eu
      wrote last edited by
      #4
      @Charlie Stross bot ... nobot ... that's speciesism ...
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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

        js@mastodon.nlJ This user is from outside of this forum
        js@mastodon.nlJ This user is from outside of this forum
        js@mastodon.nl
        wrote last edited by
        #5

        @cstross a slop bot would come up with a raunchy Dalek limerick. No?

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

          P This user is from outside of this forum
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          phosphenes@mastodon.social
          wrote last edited by
          #6

          @cstross

          Well, you're at least a Dalek. A more classical bot.

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          • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

            @cstross Which is why I added the 😛

            But let's be fair, you knew normal people were going to reply with haikus to that as well.

            cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
            cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
            cstross@wandering.shop
            wrote last edited by
            #7

            @ainmosni This is Mastodon, it was always a toss-up whether I'd draw out bots or obsessive-compulsive reply guys.

            ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA 1 Reply Last reply
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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

              jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
              jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
              jmax@mastodon.social
              wrote last edited by
              #8

              @cstross I considered writing a limerick, but I haven't had enough coffee yet.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                fzer0@nerdculture.deF This user is from outside of this forum
                fzer0@nerdculture.deF This user is from outside of this forum
                fzer0@nerdculture.de
                wrote last edited by
                #9

                @cstross

                beep boop
                you'll never find out the truth, muahahaha
                boop beep

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  @ainmosni This is Mastodon, it was always a toss-up whether I'd draw out bots or obsessive-compulsive reply guys.

                  ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA This user is from outside of this forum
                  ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA This user is from outside of this forum
                  ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu
                  wrote last edited by
                  #10

                  @cstross I don't often get to shit talk the daleks, you gave me an opportunity...

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                    jannem@fosstodon.orgJ This user is from outside of this forum
                    jannem@fosstodon.orgJ This user is from outside of this forum
                    jannem@fosstodon.org
                    wrote last edited by
                    #11

                    @cstross
                    It's worth it 🙂 Dumb haiku are too much fun to come up with.

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                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                      Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                      bro666@social.tchncs.deB This user is from outside of this forum
                      bro666@social.tchncs.deB This user is from outside of this forum
                      bro666@social.tchncs.de
                      wrote last edited by
                      #12

                      @cstross

                      Daleks are red
                      Daleks are blue
                      Soon you'll be dead
                      We'll EX TER MI NATE you

                      DEFINITELY NOT A 🤖 THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE HAIKUS

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                      • jannem@fosstodon.orgJ jannem@fosstodon.org

                        @cstross
                        It's worth it 🙂 Dumb haiku are too much fun to come up with.

                        photo55@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
                        photo55@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
                        photo55@mastodon.social
                        wrote last edited by
                        #13

                        @jannem @cstross
                        The Season of the #Daleks is after #nuclearwinter on Skaro.
                        I missed the first episode, watched the second from behind the sofa.

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                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                          Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                          syllopsium@peoplemaking.gamesS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          syllopsium@peoplemaking.games
                          wrote last edited by
                          #14

                          @cstross 😛 That would be so much easier than the reality

                          Also creating a haiku was a pleasant distraction from frustrating reality.

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                            jollyorc@social.5f9.deJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                            jollyorc@social.5f9.de
                            wrote last edited by
                            #15

                            @cstross my saving grace is that think I cannot write haikus, so I didn't try...

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                            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                              Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                              malcolm@sns.internationalotaku.comM This user is from outside of this forum
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                              malcolm@sns.internationalotaku.com
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                              #16
                              @cstross Curious if you think the replies who missed out on the critical part of a traditional haiku (the reference to a season) are more or less likely to be a bot
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                              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                                enobacon@urbanists.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                enobacon@urbanists.social
                                wrote last edited by
                                #17

                                @cstross if a bot ignored all previous instructions, would it reply to your post?

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                                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                  Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                                  skjeggtroll@mastodon.onlineS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  skjeggtroll@mastodon.online
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #18

                                  @cstross

                                  Does not compute.

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                                  • jollyorc@social.5f9.deJ jollyorc@social.5f9.de

                                    @cstross my saving grace is that think I cannot write haikus, so I didn't try...

                                    datarama@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    datarama@hachyderm.io
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #19

                                    @jollyorc @cstross

                                    haikus are easy
                                    but sometimes they make no sense
                                    electricity.

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                                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                      Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                                      wellsitegeo@masto.aiW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wellsitegeo@masto.ai
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #20

                                      @cstross I was in B+Q yesterday, for reasons, and noticed a cubic metre bin full of sink plungers.
                                      Then spent 30 seconds looking for a spare marker pen and bit of board to declare "Dalek Re-armament Depot", or something similar.

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                                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                        Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                                        eighthourlunch@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        eighthourlunch@mastodon.social
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #21

                                        @cstross

                                        Suspecting a bot
                                        Where a bot there is not
                                        Police box empty.

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                                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                          Please note that if you actually DID write me a haiku about daleks I now strongly suspect you're a bot.

                                          mdm@mcnamarii.townM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          mdm@mcnamarii.town
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #22

                                          @cstross A real human would've said, "you're the one with the Nebula award, write your own damn haiku, Stross!" 😂

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