MAKEUP IS THE WORST I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT BRUSHES THIS IS SUCH A SCAM

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Sadsquatch/116111307980610719

MAKEUP IS THE WORST I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT BRUSHES THIS IS SUCH A SCAM

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

And furthermore how does a person lose track of EVERY good lipstick she owns that's just ridiculous

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

I wonder if I can locate them before we have to leave in ~20 minutes

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

So far: not looking good

Plus the hound is gazing at us plaintively, even forlornly

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

Lol we're seeing people in leggings & jeans. I am hilariously overdressed. But that's kind of on purpose; my friend will be fancy too.

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

Ah okay there are others sporting Cocktail Attire. Quite a range! Of looks!

[garland@social.seattle.wa.us]

@Sadsquatch Lol yes, Pacific Northwest Fancy covers a broad spectrum.

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

Never did locate my lipsticks but at least I managed to squirt a bunch of Carmex directly into my mouth

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

No vegetarian entree so good thing I filled up on Carmex

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@garland exactly the vibe

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

Watching people bid $500+ on cakes

[garland@social.seattle.wa.us]

@Sadsquatch Aww, you both look fancy.

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@garland Thank you! It was fun to get a little fancy

[justin@mastodon.tacoma.community]

@Sadsquatch
I actually tasted carmex reading this lol

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@justin At least this was "fresh cherry" and therefore superficially palatable until the volume of goo I'd accidentally ingested overwhelmed the initial burst of cherry flavor

[jubo@mstdn.ca]

@Sadsquatch looking good! Any cakes?!? 🧁

[sadsquatch@mastodon.social]

@Jubo not for us, alas! Some of those cakes went for $2000! 🫣

[jubo@mstdn.ca]

@Sadsquatch wow! I wouldn’t even eat it…