Now that Apple have announced a new CEO is due to arrive soon, I wonder if they'll be deliberately slowing Tim Cook down with a view to completely bricking him when the new one arrives?

[jaimieserotica@kinkycats.org]

Now that Apple have announced a new CEO is due to arrive soon, I wonder if they'll be deliberately slowing Tim Cook down with a view to completely bricking him when the new one arrives?

[myqueerheart@bark.lgbt]

@Jaimieserotica

[hannorein@mastodon.social]

@Jaimieserotica Maybe his battery has gone bad and can't be replaced because it's glued in?

[sobex@social.sciences.re]

@Jaimieserotica Well Tim Cook is still going to be doing the very important job of talking with all those head-of-state, dictators, and politicians (Aka the Chief Bootlicking Officer), so that Ternus doesn't have to deal with it.

Tim is already hated for bending the knee, no need to saddle the new CEO with that.

[jaimieserotica@kinkycats.org]

@hannorein

[allancavanagh@mastodon.social]

@Jaimieserotica

[knapjack@social.vivaldi.net]

@Jaimieserotica He's definitely running hot and works fewer hours per day.

A friend noticed he doesn't.like Safari anymore but he still takes good pictures.