I found an Anti-Virus that still supports Windows 98!

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

I found an Anti-Virus that still supports Windows 98!

Except I can't update it

Because the updater sits behind CUNTING CLOUDFLARE

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

So now I get to wireshark the fucking update mechanism and figure out what HTTP(S?) endpoints it wants to talk to

Then DNS poison them

Then hopefully serve it up on CGHMN

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

Because this Anti-Virus is from 2022 it actually *wants* to use HTTPS. And won't be fooled by a simple self-signed certificate

GOOD THING WE RUN A WHOLE FUCKING ROOT CA

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

Building a "retro internet" is very "now draw the rest of the fucking owl" sometimes

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

[inarticulate yelling]

[meph@social.treehouse.systems]

@CursedSilicon please tell me it issues certs with some hopelessly busted cipher suite like 3des-md5 or rc4-md4

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

Oh okay so it wanted a whole fucking SSL full certificate chain to work

uuugh

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

Moment of truth. Can it detect the "ILOVEYOU" virus

[meph@social.treehouse.systems]

@CursedSilicon run it

[cursedsilicon@social.restless.systems]

@meph NO

[meph@social.treehouse.systems]

@CursedSilicon