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How many years of our lives have been wasted away because someone had a KPI to increase usage of some dumb feature, and they chose the most user-hostile way to increase it.

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  • geerlingguy@mastodon.socialG geerlingguy@mastodon.social

    How many years of our lives have been wasted away because someone had a KPI to increase usage of some dumb feature, and they chose the most user-hostile way to increase it.

    (I'm thinking a lot of Copilot right now btw)

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    @geerlingguy I always wondered about science fiction that depicted primitive environments that had advanced technology. Watching the enshittification of our technology ecosystems, it becomes a bit more evident of how that might happen.

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    • geerlingguy@mastodon.socialG geerlingguy@mastodon.social

      How many years of our lives have been wasted away because someone had a KPI to increase usage of some dumb feature, and they chose the most user-hostile way to increase it.

      (I'm thinking a lot of Copilot right now btw)

      jrconlin@mindof.jrconlin.comJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      @geerlingguy

      I am convinced that no company ever believes they had customers prior to the next feature release, nor do they understand that those customers didn't sit in on the ten internal presentations about the new feature, how to use it, and why it's a good idea.

      Surprise is the enemy.

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      • voguelagalere@mastodon.onlineV voguelagalere@mastodon.online

        @geerlingguy What is a KPI?

        root42@chaos.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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        @VogueLaGalere key performance indicator — a measurable goal in business.

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        • geerlingguy@mastodon.socialG geerlingguy@mastodon.social

          How many years of our lives have been wasted away because someone had a KPI to increase usage of some dumb feature, and they chose the most user-hostile way to increase it.

          (I'm thinking a lot of Copilot right now btw)

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          @geerlingguy 0xC0C07P1L07?

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          • 1div0@mastodon.social1 1div0@mastodon.social

            @geerlingguy 0xC0C07P1L07?

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            @geerlingguy = PH.AL.US

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            • voguelagalere@mastodon.onlineV voguelagalere@mastodon.online

              @geerlingguy What is a KPI?

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              @VogueLaGalere @geerlingguy You’re a better person for not knowing… https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/data-science/what-is-a-kpi-key-performance-indicator/

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              • voguelagalere@mastodon.onlineV voguelagalere@mastodon.online

                @geerlingguy What is a KPI?

                agturcz@circumstances.runA This user is from outside of this forum
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                @VogueLaGalere @geerlingguy Key Performance Indicator. Team goals yadda yadda goals evaluation yadda yadda, but at the very end they are just big words for "revenue must go up".

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                • bradthornborrow@thecanadian.socialB bradthornborrow@thecanadian.social

                  @VogueLaGalere @geerlingguy You’re a better person for not knowing… https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/data-science/what-is-a-kpi-key-performance-indicator/

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                  @bradthornborrow @geerlingguy wow, that was really helpful to learn about the subject. As I read it, words of Warren Buffet ring through my ear where he relies on the person he has entrusted a business to, e.g. Mutual Savings & Loan, rather than the metrics.

                  The old fashion way of doing business.

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                  • agturcz@circumstances.runA agturcz@circumstances.run

                    @VogueLaGalere @geerlingguy Key Performance Indicator. Team goals yadda yadda goals evaluation yadda yadda, but at the very end they are just big words for "revenue must go up".

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                    @agturcz @geerlingguy Like when they stop providing those delicious small bottles of grapefruit juice in the kitchens at Oracle when I worked there. That made me sad and slowed down my creativity.

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                    • voguelagalere@mastodon.onlineV voguelagalere@mastodon.online

                      @geerlingguy What is a KPI?

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                      @VogueLaGalere @geerlingguy Key Performance Indicator - the thing people’s bonuses get calculated from.

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                      • voguelagalere@mastodon.onlineV voguelagalere@mastodon.online

                        @geerlingguy What is a KPI?

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                        @VogueLaGalere @geerlingguy Key Performance Indicator, some way companies aggregate various factors into a single number and give targets to their team to achieve some specific value for that number.

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