Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
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@GrahamFluster Must. Touch. Floofy. Belly.
@LappenjammerDieZweite Yes, this is what his eyes say: Must have belly rub! Pronto!! @GrahamFluster
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster
Absolutely no trust.Absolutely fall into belly trap.
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster I got both my cats as kittens and managed to convince both of them that it’s normal for me to stick my face in their bellies.
I also should’ve gotten them used to having their claws trimmed, but that seemed less important at the time.
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster I mean he is very cute, but that face says "I'ma getcha".
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster Live dangerously
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@GrahamFluster I got both my cats as kittens and managed to convince both of them that it’s normal for me to stick my face in their bellies.
I also should’ve gotten them used to having their claws trimmed, but that seemed less important at the time.
@giflian if you can only pick one, you made the right call!
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster always go for belly skritches
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster I’d go for it!
Report back when you got the bleeding scratches taped up.
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster All bellies are traps. Some of them you want to be.
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster this will all end in tears
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster @Gargron Never trust cats.
Cats are taking over the world!
A clip from my live stream where I talk about how cats are trying to kill is all.
Dude Like, WTF? (dudelike.wtf)
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@GrahamFluster I mean… yes?
"How to pet a kitty"
By The Oatmeal
(references The Trap)
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster Come on, don't be reasonable!
The need to touch the belly is stronger than any trust issues.
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster@mastodon.social cats never lie
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster Of course I trust him!
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
I'll be a willing sacrifice!
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster I trust Pabu! Does that make you Bolin?
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster million-dollar question! You never know.
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Pabu promises that the belly isn't a trap; do you trust him?
@GrahamFluster No, I do not trust Pabu. That said, I’m still extremely likely to risk the highly probable smack for the soft belly pet.
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