I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@quinn I defy anyone to hog tie the American women's hockey team, sedated or not.

And anyone who tries better be sure they're well sedated, because if any of the women wake up, she's gonna commit five-minute major penalties on his ass.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

this bit is too stupid to type

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@quinn

Have you tried crushing pseudoephedrine and snorting it?

Pretty sure that's what he does.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

He's bragging about killing fishermen, his words not mine!

oh we're back to super rambling nonsense

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@quinn And he rambles incoherently, repeating himself and contradicting himself at random.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

"Spaceforce is my baby, it's my baby"

[gyrosgeier@hachyderm.io]

@quinn at least he doesn't have the vocabulary to say "tumescent"

[lkanies@hachyderm.io]

@quinn you’re tired, he’s incoherent

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

how long does this usually go for? *returns to self flagellation*

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

The cat is awake again, and judging me.

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

This story sure has words in it

[anonymooseguy@mas.to]

@quinn well, he has the best words. He's told us that for years

[quinn@social.circl.lu]

"Googles how long is the sotu"

oh dear