I went to the biohacking convention and ended up winning the electric knife fight competition

[mitten@social.lol]

@MLE_online You know, part of me wants to know more details, and part of me just wants to enjoy this mystery in "a lady never tells…" kind of way.

[mle_online@social.afront.org]

Shots from last night's electric knife fights. I'm not pictured here.

[maddad@mastodon.world]

@MLE_online

They have organised knife fights now? I did not know this.

[knowattitude@m.ai6yr.org]

@MLE_online
How does one win an electric knife fight?

[mle_online@social.afront.org]

@knowattitude touches to your opponent's torso count as a point. Arms, legs, and face don't count. First person to three wins.

[mle_online@social.afront.org]

@maddad electric knife fights. They aren't sharp. They just zap you if you get touched

[maddad@mastodon.world]

@MLE_online

Oh ok, that sounds like fun

[ronjeffries@mastodon.social]

@mitten @MLE_online
Yeah, me too.

[cmdrmoto@hachyderm.io]

@MLE_online @maddad ahhh, okay, I was imagining those electric *carving knives*, the ones with the reciprocating blades. turkey sawzall.

this version sounds much more reasonable.

[mle_online@social.afront.org]

@maddad it was pretty intimidating, but also fun

[maddad@mastodon.world]

@cmdrmoto @MLE_online

[maddad@mastodon.world]

@cmdrmoto @MLE_online

That thought ran through my mind too

[tankgrrl@hachyderm.io]

@MLE_online
#2 Be very afraid of a woman who has the confidence to wear a skilt to a fight.

[mle_online@social.afront.org]

@tankgrrl she was a tough fighter. I was glad i didn't have to go up against her

[knowattitude@m.ai6yr.org]

@MLE_online
That sounds like an intense way to relax!

[ttfka_tay0@fosstodon.org]

@MLE_online
In my day it was BB gun wars. I had a fencing mask and was invincible.

[mle_online@social.afront.org]

A selection of my injuries from yesterday. I'm sore today

[siliconfarmer@mastodon.social]

@MLE_online did you also hack any of your bio? If so, was it in a way that helped you win a knife fight?

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@MLE_online feel better

[ruenahcmohr@infosec.exchange]

@MLE_online !? I did not hear the story!