Guess what I'm eating?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Chloe

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@catsalad
Whatever it is, I bet you have competition for it.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@CatsofArrakis there is some on it!

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@elebertus Nothing like yoloing it with gas station sushi

[adriano@lile.cl]

@ShiitakeToast @catsalad Their name is Cat, for they are legion

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@mloxton Wait, fries on white bread? Like a fry sandwich?

[autolycos@beige.party]

@catsalad head cheese on a saltine

[greem@cyberplace.social]

@catsalad Cheese (extra mature Cheddar) and onion (white, thick slices) sandwiches with mayo and salt & vinegar crisps sandwiches?

Has to be made with thick sliced plastic mass produced bread for best effect.

[the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org]

@catsalad

[nomaakip@sk.nomaakip.xyz]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange salad

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@catsalad Hot Dogs?

[symtrkl@anarres.family]

@catsalad don't say "pussy" do not respond to this post with "pussy" that is not appropriate

carpet?

nailed it

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@nomaakip You win ⁠

[mloxton@zeroes.ca]

@catsalad
Exactly

Known commonly to its afficionados as a "chip butty", as in bread and butter sandwich with a french fry filling

p.s. You are welcome at this point to observe that THIS is probably the cause of the collapse of the British Empire, and probably Brexit and Mad Cow as well

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad @Viss The Crow is for petting, not for eating.

[pq1r@tech.lgbt]

@cR0w @catsalad @Viss how about metaphorically?

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad @Viss are we sure about that?

[giamedin@woof.group]

@catsalad

The rich?

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@InsiderTreat @cR0w @catsalad @Viss

First they came for the crows and I got really nervous... (there are no :frogscared: options)

[viss@mastodon.social]

@jackryder @InsiderTreat @cR0w @catsalad

boy do i have a role model for you