🚨 ATTN #SanFranciscoHellscape !!

[pmonks@sfba.social]

ATTN #SanFranciscoHellscape !!

This new waterslide on 28th St is *terrible*! The slide itself was ok (maybe 4/10), but the landing definitely needs some work!! And the water in it was just a trickle and seemed to me like it wasn’t being filtered properly!!!1

#PSA #Waterslides #SilentSunday #ApartFromTheScreamingOfInjuredParticipants #SanFranciscoHellscape #NewWaterParkEdition

[scott@carfree.city]

@pmonks How did they ever get permits for that? Was RoDBIgo involved?

[andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it]

@pmonks #Alt4You A photo of a row of houses, with one under construction. The one under construction has a 3 storey tall orange garbage chute (meant for construction debris) in front of it, held up by scaffolding. It looks very much like a water slide, that's the joke.

[exkclamation@mastodon.social]

@pmonks

[bobhorowitz@sfba.social]

@pmonks Someone could get hurt!
*grabs video camera*

[pmonks@sfba.social]

@BobHorowitz someone being me

[bobhorowitz@sfba.social]

@pmonks
They need a trampoline at the bottom for extra points.
I've often said this about the high bars in gymnastics too.

[pmonks@sfba.social]

@BobHorowitz i think u would love “house of air” down at crissy field. it provides a combination spectacle i suspect u’d enjoy: kids and injuries

[bobhorowitz@sfba.social]

@pmonks I love House of Air! They did a really cool trampoline demo on the Presidio Parade Ground once and I had a blast photographing the air show.

[pmonks@sfba.social]

@BobHorowitz In our parental group, when my kids were smol, we used to call it “House of Airnjuries”. Virtually every dad in the group got injured there (and many of the kids too!).

[bobhorowitz@sfba.social]

@pmonks doctors and dentists agree: it's orthopedic and dental heaven

[pmonks@sfba.social]

@BobHorowitz “Don’t go in without checking with your parents about insurance, kids!!”