I thought for sure there had to be a mistake here, but it's exactly what it sounds like

[the_t@glaceon.social]

@vantiss oh, oh

I hardly know her bears

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@vantiss so they had to recall it because it worked?

[the_t@glaceon.social]

@vantiss This looks photoshopped, I genuinely can't tell if it isn't

[vantiss@social.treehouse.systems]

@The_T
I pulled the image myself - the only editing was my highlight

[the_t@glaceon.social]

@vantiss ohhhh

I genuinely thought that was a green sticker on there, like they added it to cover up the real ingredient

[vantiss@social.treehouse.systems]

my not-on-fedi friend: "oh god it's like if goop sold gas station boner pills"

[the_t@glaceon.social]

@vantiss what's goop

[vantiss@social.treehouse.systems]

@The_T
this BS by Gwyneth paltrow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goop_(company)

[the_t@glaceon.social]

@vantiss oh no Gwyneth, please don't eat the boner pills

[4d3fect@sfba.social]

@vantiss boner bears didn't declare sildenafil?
-you'd think they'd want to advertise it

[tedmielczarek@mastodon.social]

@vantiss a few months ago I learned about "honey packs" which are placebo boner pills except for the times the FDA found undeclared tadalafil (Cialis) in some brands in 2017 and again in 2022:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/what-is-a-honey-pack#what-they-do

I guess this is a whole industry? Super dangerous for people to be taking medication without knowing it!

[jerojasro@col.social]

@vantiss ah, but they have a top-notch designer for their packaging

[elexia@catcatnya.com]

@vantiss I guess that's a way to make your "proprietary blend" work when you otherwise have mostly herbal ingredients with little to no effect. also voluntary my ass, motherfuckers are trying to dodge a massive inevitable lawsuit that's gonna happen if anyone has health complications and they connect them to them having an undeclared medication in their product.

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@vantiss Name has me laughing more than I care to admit. The seventh grader in me just made a big comeback.