Well this changes the tone

[kikebenlloch@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles But does it?
Without the (spot on) context written in pencil, that may well be the most awful first paragraph I've ever read in a book.

[momo@woof.tech]

@HailsandAles My stomach hurts from laughing too much on this

[elithebearded@fed.qaz.red]

@Keab42 @HailsandAles

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. Mother died today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure.

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

[thecki@social.tchncs.de]

@HailsandAles

[nowster@fedi.nowster.me.uk]

@HailsandAles@metalhead.club Please bite and subscribe.

[kelson@notes.kvibber.com]

@Haikyoneko @HailsandAles better yet, lycan subscribe...

[thingsofshane@mstdn.party]

@Keab42 @HailsandAles

Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

[tinta@mastodon.art]

@HailsandAles lol

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles

Host: Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube Channel. It has long been a question interesting to both the psychologist and the zoologist how to interpret the social lives of ... certain members of the order Hymenoptera. This live stream will settle it! Let's welcome our Formicarian guest: she will set us right with her thoughts on other insects AND on us humans!

Wawaque: Hi everyone! It's great to be here.

Host: So, what inspired you to share your tale?

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@Jorsh @TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles

I've been working on a youTube video about "Consider Her Ways"

Mr. Grove might not like the update, but he is dead and I'm excited.

https://archive.org/details/considerherways0000grov/

[theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles Obviously he had to leave Philly because of all the cheesestakes.

[gneilyo@mastodon.online]

@TheBreadmonkey @HailsandAles If you watch the channel you know I love me some blood which is why I'm happy to tell you about today's sponsor, Jugulaire....

[rygorous@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@HailsandAles you're the best, fang fam

[bmoreinis@federated.press]

@HailsandAles @gwynnion Hey guys, welcome to my Youtube channel. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.