I made a personal pan retro for tonight's #monsterdon
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@strangefour Apparently Minos was the king of Thira, not Crete, in this story? I came in late. #Monsterdon
#Hercules1983@Configures It was a mythic mix and match of a movie.
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I have returned from a trip to the snows outside to gather cheese spread from the great stables of cars.
So this one looks to be more of a basic Conan rip off. Just with Greek flavoring.
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators"Collect all the boys of his age..."
OH NO!
"AND KILL THEM!"
Oh... okay I guess?
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"Collect all the boys of his age..."
OH NO!
"AND KILL THEM!"
Oh... okay I guess?
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators"We have the Conan soundtrack at home" ass muzik.
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"We have the Conan soundtrack at home" ass muzik.
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiatorsMore extras in this Lou Ferrigno movie. And way more off camera people talking nonsense in the dub.
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More extras in this Lou Ferrigno movie. And way more off camera people talking nonsense in the dub.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsGorgeous Ladies Of ancient Wrestling
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Gorgeous Ladies Of ancient Wrestling
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsThe mad king who thinks he's a god looks like Gene Wilder's stunt double.
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The mad king who thinks he's a god looks like Gene Wilder's stunt double.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsHan my old buddy, my old pal!
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Han my old buddy, my old pal!
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I bet Han shoots first.
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The mad king who thinks he's a god looks like Gene Wilder's stunt double.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators@strangefour I wass getting that impression as well.
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Han my old buddy, my old pal!
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsSo which one of these random gladiators is the Toshiro Mifune of the group? Is it Sybil? She is the fun talkative one.
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So which one of these random gladiators is the Toshiro Mifune of the group? Is it Sybil? She is the fun talkative one.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsGoliath, aka we have David Harbour at home.
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Goliath, aka we have David Harbour at home.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsThis main villain looks like a third string Skeletor henchman from the background of one episode. Give him some pants and a cool hat atleast.
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This main villain looks like a third string Skeletor henchman from the background of one episode. Give him some pants and a cool hat atleast.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsI guess the bandits in the Seven Samurai aren't exactly memorable and imposing individually. They are just a big horde of killers.
But this is trying to have a main villain and failing.
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I guess the bandits in the Seven Samurai aren't exactly memorable and imposing individually. They are just a big horde of killers.
But this is trying to have a main villain and failing.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsYa know if not-Herc just hands the sword to the bandits one at a time...
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I guess the bandits in the Seven Samurai aren't exactly memorable and imposing individually. They are just a big horde of killers.
But this is trying to have a main villain and failing.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators@strangefour I gotta say, I enjoyed the train-the-villagers montage. I also kept thinking "Sew! Sew like the wind!" -- The Three Amigos. #Monsterdon
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Ya know if not-Herc just hands the sword to the bandits one at a time...
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiatorsI feel like this movie only got the "a village is in trouble" and "we can count to seven" parts of the whole Seven Samurai concept.
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I feel like this movie only got the "a village is in trouble" and "we can count to seven" parts of the whole Seven Samurai concept.
#Monsterdon #TheSevenMagnificentGladiators*GASP* It's a reverse Seven Samurai?
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