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[illuminatus@mstdn.social]

@EricAlper Fuck

[wooramel@furries.club]

@EricAlper Eeep! Send food!

[ninedragons@mastodon.online]

@EricAlper
Almost certain doom!

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@EricAlper

I can do this!

*sees “computer science texts, 1970-1998”*

I can’t do this.

[musiciankate@hcommons.social]

@EricAlper Make it a library and I’m not getting out.

[tidalflats@mastodon.coffee]

@EricAlper
Impossible.

[gobabu@mastodon.social]

@EricAlper
Books. No way out.

[oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online]

Isn't that basically the ending of The Name of the Rose?

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[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@EricAlper Just the SFF section, then I can walk right out. Oh wait, they have some board games. Better check the discounted bin. Damnit, they got me.

[kboyd@phpc.social]

@EricAlper are there chairs? I was at a bookstore yesterday and it did not have chairs.

[cainmark@mstdn.social]

@EricAlper

I can relate to this. When I was about 9 years old, I was locked into a Waldenbooks in a Mall in Miami, Florida after closing because they didn't see me reading in a corner. Long before cameras and angled mirros.

[jamespadraicr@mastodon.social]

@EricAlper The bookstore is where I go to escape.

[bbeaker@toot.community]

@EricAlper Been there, done that.

Scarthin Books of Cromford

Scarthin Books of Cromford (www.scarthinbooks.com)

Family gave me only one hour to visit. I think that for a first time visit three hours would have been fairer. I've told the family I'll want a full afternoon next time.