Okay for a documentary on #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

"If that thing were any meaner, I'd swear it's my. wife"

Oh, but hang on. He didn't say ex-wife. He said wife. That dude loves his mean wife. Mean wife, mean life. & that's a valid choice. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

Is that a trilobite kaiju #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

"C'mon, Do Something!"

It's nice to see representation for the audience. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

"oversized crabcake"

Sick, sick burn. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

Is this yiffing #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

Get up Yonggary! Who is somehow now the hero. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

Oh right, I almost forgot. That guy smashed the daemon diamond demanding of the Yonggary. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

This entire fucking film should have been miniatures work. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

He ... he severed his head w/ fire breath. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

I did not realize that fire can be sharpened. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

Oooh love a good headless monster. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

That general is giddy watching this kaiju foreplay. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

"Yes, Holly, it's all over"

Holly rolls her eyes because yet another man is making shit up again. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

He's speaking louder & slower because sometimes pilots zone out in the middle of military operations. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

Polite of everyone to wait to find out if they were going to die. #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

Oh boy. They. Uh. They thought they were starting a kaiju franchis w/ this Yonggary, eh? #Monsterdon

[binder@petrous.vislae.town]

It's the everybody parading around in the pool scene from Buckaroo Banzai #Monsterdon

[configures@mindly.social]

@Binder Yes!