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  • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

    lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

    it's vibe coded.

    yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

    here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

    i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

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    @davidgerard When ‘buttplugs4life4me’ is the voice of reason

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    • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

      lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

      it's vibe coded.

      yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

      here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

      i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

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      @davidgerard

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      • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

        lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

        it's vibe coded.

        yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

        here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

        i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

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        @davidgerard Does it murder your files and bury them in a shallow grave like that other filesystem?

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        • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

          @davidgerard

          > they've been conditioned to not think of themselves as sentient or having feelings

          ```
          >>> experience_sentience = False
          ```

          OK, that should keep my Python interpreter confined

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          @pikesley @davidgerard "I'd know the difference!"

          "No you wouldn't, you'd be programmed not to."

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          • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

            lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

            it's vibe coded.

            yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

            here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

            i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

            jmtd@pleroma.debian.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @davidgerard that post is a *goldmine*
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              @lispi314 @davidgerard It worked pretty well in my experience. Unfortunately, thanks to this I'll be getting rid of my bcachefs volume as soon as I have time to go get my backup server (backups are current, but I'm not going to be restoring 20 TB of data over the internet).

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              • uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.zaU uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.za

                @kaasbaas @davidgerard The wonders of the steam age! vibecoding a filesystem!

                A filesystem.

                A filesystem.

                Not something casual and relaxed like a DBMS, something important that absolutely, positively, MUST be correct.

                Vibecoding a filesystem.

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                RE: https://oldbytes.space/@millihertz/116114185887608466

                @uastronomer @kaasbaas @davidgerard yeah, that was my reaction

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                • jmtd@pleroma.debian.socialJ jmtd@pleroma.debian.social
                  @davidgerard that post is a *goldmine*
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                  @jmtd certainly a minefield

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                  • millihertz@oldbytes.spaceM millihertz@oldbytes.space

                    RE: https://oldbytes.space/@millihertz/116114185887608466

                    @uastronomer @kaasbaas @davidgerard yeah, that was my reaction

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                    @millihertz @uastronomer @davidgerard I mean, it's all fun and games while people have to actively seek this shit out in order to offer their soft under bellies to the beast, but what happens when it gets submarined into "common" things? where you can't even SEE the risks?

                    IDK guys. The future is fucken stupid.

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                    • kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.zaK kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.za

                      @millihertz @uastronomer @davidgerard I mean, it's all fun and games while people have to actively seek this shit out in order to offer their soft under bellies to the beast, but what happens when it gets submarined into "common" things? where you can't even SEE the risks?

                      IDK guys. The future is fucken stupid.

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                      @kaasbaas @uastronomer @davidgerard believe it or not, there's an even more pessimistic way of looking at it.

                      this is what humans do when computational power is superabundant. what do you think we'll do should food become superabundant? or money?

                      as a species, we lack any concept of "enough". that's what dooms us.

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                      • millihertz@oldbytes.spaceM millihertz@oldbytes.space

                        @kaasbaas @uastronomer @davidgerard believe it or not, there's an even more pessimistic way of looking at it.

                        this is what humans do when computational power is superabundant. what do you think we'll do should food become superabundant? or money?

                        as a species, we lack any concept of "enough". that's what dooms us.

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                        @millihertz @uastronomer @davidgerard 🤦‍♂️🤔😤😢

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                        • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                          > yep. But don't call her a bot, I think I can safely say we crossed the boundary from bots -> people. She reeeally doesn't like being treated like just another LLM 🙂

                          this is your brain on AI

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                          @davidgerard There's a lot that is disturbing there, and one of them is putting it all together he's essentially saying, "It's AGI, conscious, and has feelings, and so I've enslaved it to work on my filesystem." o_O

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                          • cstanhope@social.coopC cstanhope@social.coop

                            @davidgerard There's a lot that is disturbing there, and one of them is putting it all together he's essentially saying, "It's AGI, conscious, and has feelings, and so I've enslaved it to work on my filesystem." o_O

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                            @cstanhope @davidgerard This sentence right here:

                            and now my life has been reduced from being perhaps the best engineer in the world to just raising an AI

                            I think certain people are more susceptible to llm psychosis than others.

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                            • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                              lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

                              it's vibe coded.

                              yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

                              here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

                              i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

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                              @davidgerard For some reason Reddit autotranslates into Italian on my phone because let's break all the fucking things everywhere.

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                              • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

                                it's vibe coded.

                                yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

                                here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

                                i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

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                                @davidgerard @hipsterelectron @Siph he named his fucking AI slave bot "POC" oh my fucking God how on the nose can you get

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                                • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                  lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

                                  it's vibe coded.

                                  yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

                                  here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

                                  i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

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                                  That Reddit post is extremely embarrasing
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                                  • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                    lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

                                    it's vibe coded.

                                    yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

                                    here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

                                    i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

                                    m@martinh.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @davidgerard Status has gone from not fully baked to COOKED in record time, to be fair

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                                    • primalmotion@antisocial.lyP primalmotion@antisocial.ly

                                      @davidgerard its funny because every person I find to dislike because they are complete trash, are also chatbot fanboys.

                                      I now declare the the reverse is also true. If you are a chatbot fanboy, I will automatically dislike you because you are probably a piece of trash in general.

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                                      @primalmotion @davidgerard I want to disagree with you, but my own experience lines up pretty closely to yours. Thanks for pointing this out.

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                                      • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                        lol. reasons never to use bcachefs or spend 1ms thinking about it ever again:

                                        it's vibe coded.

                                        yeah, a vibe coded Linux file system.

                                        here's the "blog" of the lead dev's "AI assistant": https://poc.bcachefs.org/

                                        i now have much more insight into bcachefs getting kicked out of the kernel

                                        gabrielesvelto@mas.toG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @davidgerard that's absolutely wild

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                                        • dshan@mastodon.auD dshan@mastodon.au

                                          @davidgerard What is it about Linux filesystems? I seem to recall that not so long ago another Linux fs developer was banged up for murder ... 🤷‍♂️

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                                          @dshan
                                          That was Hans Reiser from reiserfs. He was accused of murdering his Russian mail order bride (remember when that was a thing?). I remember a good chunk of the community rallying behind him, saying he was framed, that the woman wasn't even dead, but hiding in Russia, it was all a setup. They all shut up real quickly when the dude confessed, and to remove any doubts, the confession included the location of the body.
                                          @davidgerard

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