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I'm sorry but I have to confess.

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  • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

    I'm sorry but I have to confess.

    I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

    If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

    But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

    If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

    I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

    Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

    argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
    argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
    argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org
    wrote last edited by
    #23

    @Bwee

    Beep boop I'm a '90s computer.

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    • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

      I'm sorry but I have to confess.

      I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

      If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

      But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

      If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

      I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

      Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

      indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
      indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI This user is from outside of this forum
      indigoviolet@tech.lgbt
      wrote last edited by
      #24

      @Bwee yayyyy

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      • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

        I'm sorry but I have to confess.

        I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

        If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

        But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

        If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

        I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

        Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

        henrik@eliitin-some.fiH This user is from outside of this forum
        henrik@eliitin-some.fiH This user is from outside of this forum
        henrik@eliitin-some.fi
        wrote last edited by
        #25

        @Bwee This is the gold standard.

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        • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

          I'm sorry but I have to confess.

          I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

          If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

          But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

          If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

          I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

          Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

          evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafeE This user is from outside of this forum
          evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafeE This user is from outside of this forum
          evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafe
          wrote last edited by
          #26

          @Bwee Saaame

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          • argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

            @Bwee

            Beep boop I'm a '90s computer.

            evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafeE This user is from outside of this forum
            evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafeE This user is from outside of this forum
            evgandr@mastodon.bsd.cafe
            wrote last edited by
            #27

            @argv_minus_one @Bwee Always has been

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            • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

              I'm sorry but I have to confess.

              I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

              If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

              But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

              If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

              I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

              Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

              srazkvt@tech.lgbtS This user is from outside of this forum
              srazkvt@tech.lgbtS This user is from outside of this forum
              srazkvt@tech.lgbt
              wrote last edited by
              #28

              @Bwee works for me

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              • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                gerowen@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
                gerowen@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
                gerowen@mastodon.social
                wrote last edited by
                #29

                @Bwee What really messes with my head is when folks change their profile pictures.

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                • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                  I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                  I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                  If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                  But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                  If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                  I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                  Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                  thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                  thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                  thriftwicker@mastodon.social
                  wrote last edited by
                  #30

                  @Bwee Good thing I am really a crushed wicker basket.

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                  • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                    I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                    I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                    If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                    But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                    If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                    I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                    Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                    aurochs@todon.euA This user is from outside of this forum
                    aurochs@todon.euA This user is from outside of this forum
                    aurochs@todon.eu
                    wrote last edited by
                    #31

                    @Bwee Gimme a fly!

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                    • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                      I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                      I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                      If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                      But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                      If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                      I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                      Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                      gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG This user is from outside of this forum
                      gloriouscow@oldbytes.spaceG This user is from outside of this forum
                      gloriouscow@oldbytes.space
                      wrote last edited by
                      #32

                      @Bwee i guess i'll just die

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                      • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                        I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                        I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                        If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                        But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                        If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                        I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                        Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                        electric_gumball@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                        electric_gumball@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                        electric_gumball@mastodon.social
                        wrote last edited by
                        #33

                        @Bwee
                        That's fair, I mean, I pretend to be some all knowing electric oracle orb or something, but in reality I can be bought for a few bucks at the $2 shop..

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                        • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                          I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                          I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                          If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                          But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                          If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                          I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                          Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                          K This user is from outside of this forum
                          K This user is from outside of this forum
                          kandcompany@fwoof.space
                          wrote last edited by
                          #34

                          @Bwee I can shift my shape, so I could become anything you wish. (Morgan)

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                          • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                            I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                            I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                            If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                            But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                            If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                            I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                            Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                            jenetrix@tech.lgbtJ This user is from outside of this forum
                            jenetrix@tech.lgbtJ This user is from outside of this forum
                            jenetrix@tech.lgbt
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                            #35

                            @Bwee but my pfp *is* me

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                            • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                              I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                              I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                              If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                              But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                              If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                              I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                              Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                              rosie@0x4d4f5448.systemsR This user is from outside of this forum
                              rosie@0x4d4f5448.systemsR This user is from outside of this forum
                              rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems
                              wrote last edited by
                              #36
                              Wait is this not how most people interpret pfps;
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                              • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                                I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                                I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                                If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                                But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                                If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                                I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                                Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                                kondziu@raru.reK This user is from outside of this forum
                                kondziu@raru.reK This user is from outside of this forum
                                kondziu@raru.re
                                wrote last edited by
                                #37

                                @Bwee hewwo, this is hampner

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                                • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                                  I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                                  I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                                  If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                                  But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                                  If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                                  I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                                  Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                                  fox@hooves.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                                  fox@hooves.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                                  fox@hooves.social
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #38

                                  @Bwee@meow.social UwU

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                                  • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                                    I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                                    I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                                    If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                                    But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                                    If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                                    I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                                    Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                                    megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                    megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                    megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #39

                                    @Bwee Im proud to be a mutant robot

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                                    • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                                      I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                                      I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                                      If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                                      But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                                      If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                                      I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                                      Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                                      electrocutie@plush.cityE This user is from outside of this forum
                                      electrocutie@plush.cityE This user is from outside of this forum
                                      electrocutie@plush.city
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #40

                                      @Bwee I'm cloud

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                                      • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                                        I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                                        I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                                        If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                                        But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                                        If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                                        I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                                        Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                                        frawst@fedi.fraw.stF This user is from outside of this forum
                                        frawst@fedi.fraw.stF This user is from outside of this forum
                                        frawst@fedi.fraw.st
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #41

                                        @Bwee@meow.social what sounds do turtles make

                                        asking for myself

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                                        • bwee@meow.socialB bwee@meow.social

                                          I'm sorry but I have to confess.

                                          I see all Fedi users as their profile pictures.

                                          If you're a furry and have furry art as a profile pic, or have a picture of your RL self, that will make sense to you.

                                          But if you have a flower as your PFP, sorry, you're a talking flower now. Your pfp is your pet? You are a dog/cat/hamster. If your PFP is weird and abstract, you are a weird abstract critter.

                                          If your pfp is the default white elephant for Mastodon, you are grouped in my brain with everyone else that uses it. Also, you are a talking elephant.

                                          I hope you'll forgive me, somehow.

                                          Also if your pfp is cute I definitely want to pet you. Sorryyyyy

                                          catraxx@tech.lgbtC This user is from outside of this forum
                                          catraxx@tech.lgbtC This user is from outside of this forum
                                          catraxx@tech.lgbt
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #42

                                          @Bwee same, actually

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