it may look cute but the boeing 787 only does this when distressed

[malwareminigun@infosec.exchange]

@Centretowner @SecureOwl That's 'WHAT' rather than 'HOW'

[keyboardg@mastodon.social]

@SecureOwl The front fell off, it would seem.

[pcdog@chaos.social]

@SecureOwl This happened because they ran out of Credits for Copilot Tokens. #NOAIINPLANES

[mlanger@mastodon.world]

@SecureOwl @rpmik It's better that it did it there than on landing or takeoff.

[centretowner@urbanists.social]

@malwareminigun @SecureOwl https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM

[suihkulokki@society.oftrolls.com]

@HarryMutt @SecureOwl This Boeing Ain't going

[adriano@lile.cl]

@SecureOwl "I'm tired, boss"

[adriano@lile.cl]

@33dBm @SecureOwl "If the nose starts pointing towards ground when landed you are having a bad problem and you will not go to air today" https://xkcd.com/1133/

[edavies@functional.cafe]

@malwareminigun @SecureOwl My guess: somebody forgot to insert the downlock pin or inserted it in the wrong hole then the same or another somebody operated the undercarriage lever for diagnostic purposes on the assumption that the pin was in.

[bitsavers@oldbytes.space]

@SecureOwl

New Lufthansa Dreamliner collapses while parked, dramatic scene captured on camera; crew injured

The incident occurred shortly after noon while the Lufthansa aircraft was stationed at the gate with only crew members and ground staff on board. | World News

Hindustan Times (www.hindustantimes.com)

The "new" Boing Boing aircraft for the win!

[davidbruchmann@mastodon.world]

@nf3xn @SecureOwl

propably it's already jumping happy around again!

[reedmideke@mastodon.social]

@SecureOwl Lufthansa? More like Luftired!

[lordkhan@social.cologne]

@SecureOwl that’s also my nightmare when changing tyres.

[wonka@chaos.social]

Over three years ago. Did they not install some warning stickers yet?

@robvliet @SecureOwl

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@33dBm @SecureOwl Lucky it didn’t happen when they were landing.

[ollivdb@nrw.social]

@reedmideke @SecureOwl

It's more like Groundhansa. Or Bodenhansa.

[foolishowl@social.coop]

@SecureOwl Definitely bad news. Definitely not the worst time to hear it.

[grob@mstdn.social]

@SecureOwl Can't decide between "Boeing's gonna boeing" and "Et tu, Dreamliner?"

[draeath@infosec.exchange]

@wonka @robvliet @SecureOwl I'm surprised they don't have any kind of mechanical impingement to prevent this when under load!

[alandvalonline@mastodon.social]

@SecureOwl "Now with WALK OFF service! ONLY from BOEING!" From the people that brought you the 737 Bus. If it don't fly, it's us in the sky!