"I have usernames older than you."
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay these ipad babies need to stfu
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay This dude planning to vaporize at 40? If not, I have some bad news.
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@Natasha_Jay "On the internet, nobody knows you are 50."
@lobingera @Natasha_Jay "...until you start posting memes from 2006..."
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"I have usernames older than you."
I expect thriller_instinct is busy crying to mommy now.
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@Natasha_Jay I'm so cyber I piss neon and spit chrome. I cut my teeth in a time when you would swap floppies and underground zines. I would try to learn every machine I touched, from the C64 at my friends house because his dad was an enthusiast, to the Tandy I inherited from a dead grandfather I had never met. No modem, no wifi, no youtube tutorial, no money. Just technology that was facinating to someone who just prior had been living on a mountain reading outdated encyclopedias by kerosene lamp, and only listening to the radio for 15 minutes a day because batteries were hard to get.
A computer was science fiction still, something from the movies. The ICU message notification still can set my brain on fire with anticipation. I keep my notifications off now, because no amount of push messages or advertising will ever compare to the sound that meant the person who I could actually be myself with had arrived online.
@Glamazon @Natasha_Jay oh I FEEL that last part especially
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay oh. that ICQ number is significantly smaller than ours. impressive.
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay I have domains older than you.
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay I had a fun moment recently where someone was asking if I was old enough to be marked 18+ on a discord server, and my girlfriend pointed out I have /released software/ that's old enough to look at porn.
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay I have socks older than half the internet user base
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay tell that kid to get off my lawn!
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay cute little troll baby of course has Dr. House as profile pic.
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay What a young whippersnapper. Mine is 2682000. I had(!) my real name on gmail, without numbers. Our email wasn't even going over TCP/IP.... *insert lengthy 'back in my day' rant*
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@Natasha_Jay
As I like to phrase it: Younger ones grew up in the internet. I grew up /with/ the internet.And, since we're showing off ICQ numbers: UIN 516801 here
@dertseha up to 1 minute ago I totally forgot about ICQ. Not sure if I can ever retrieve my handle.
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay I love how this thread has just devolved into everyone sharing their six digit UINs
just going to put this here, don’t mind me:
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@Natasha_Jay tell that kid to get off my lawn!
@redsad @Natasha_Jay I should probably confess this anonymously, but I don’t have the spoons to submit it:
I actually do — literally, in reality — shake my fist and yell at the sky sometimes. It’s very cathartic. (I’m not yelling *at* the sky, mind you, but it has no choice but to look down on all this shit 24/7/365, so I know it *gets* it.)
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay brilliant reply
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay Or, to quote a friend:
"Listen, sonny, who the fuck do you think built the thing?" -
@Natasha_Jay I have domains older than you.
@ktims @Natasha_Jay "I filed FOIA requests to the FBI about myself before you were born."
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"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay I hope someone has told them about https://escargot.chat/ where you can sign-up using your own ICQ and/or AIM handle and then use classic ICQ and AIM!
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"I have usernames older than you."
uhhhhh we invented this shit. why are YOU here? how bout we bully you young fuckheads who don’t respect their cyber elders? bitch please, until you’ve waited in line after school for two hours just to get 15 minutes of playtime with Oregon Trail so you could kill your friends off with dysentery, let’s not pretend we’re the ones who don’t belong here…… *drinks from garden hose and roams the streets like a feral fairy child whose MTV actually played music videos*
I HAVE USERNAMES OLDER THAN YOU!!!
