The early bird gets the worm, which does not appeal to me, frankly.

[donni@mastodon.social]

The early bird gets the worm, which does not appeal to me, frankly. What kind of incentive is that

[krupo@infosec.exchange]

@donni we get it, you're not a bird.

[msbellows@c.im]

@krupo @donni Couldn't you use the worm to catch a fish, though? Fish are pretty good if they're prepared correctly. Or they can be used to fertilize heirloom tomatoes! Who doesn't love heirloom tomatoes?

[catlynn@nerdculture.de]

@donni in addition to the worm, the early bird also gets the best donuts. Does this help incentivize you?

[dotyk@mastodon.social]

@donni Haven't you tried looking at it through the #values ​​of #Dune?

[germosch@troet.cafe]

@donni The second mouse gets the cheese. Mmm, cheeeese!

[da_kink@defcon.social]

@donni "the early person gets the fresh coffee / tea" might work better in this age

[justrobfornow@mastodon.social]

@donni
The early worm gets the bird.

[curiously@mastodon.au]

@donni wait oh so there's no tequila involved? Dang.