Look, I don't want to brag, but I just updated the PHP settings on all my domains.

[scalzi@mastodon.social]

Look, I don't want to brag, but I just updated the PHP settings on all my domains. That's right, look who's rocking PHP 8.4 over here, suck it, all you PHP 8.1 losers

[oldsysops@social.dk-libre.fr]

@scalzi@mastodon.social damn, i was sure you were a writer, not a #sysadmin....

all in all, for a sysadmin, you're a good writer

[jordan@notclickable.social]

@scalzi
Friendship ended with PHP 8.1

Now PHP 8.4 is my best friend

[lienrag@mastodon.tedomum.net]

@oldsysops @scalzi

Now time to write your own version of "Ravaged by systemd" : may I suggest "Redhats" ?

[wattevans@mstdn.social]

@scalzi Oh, I did that, too.

[kboyd@phpc.social]

@scalzi new PHP day is the best. I'm running 8.5 on some of my servers so I can play with the new "pipes" functionality (although I am waiting with baited* breath for 8.6, which fixes a shortcoming with 8.5's implementation, by adding Partial Function Application)

(* cat food works best tbh, especially for dungeness)

[sgsax@mastodon.social]

@scalzi As a professional sysadmin, I approve of this upgrade.

[paulehoffman@infosec.exchange]

@scalzi I'm not sure to cheer that my favorite SFist is able to do that, or cry that they needed to be able to do that...