"When did you figure out you were bisexual?"

[vger@gts.necronomi.co]

@alice going on hibernation for thirty years after feasting on five livers also saves a lot of money.

@catdad

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@vger way cheaper than my daily avocado toast

@catdad

[vger@gts.necronomi.co]

@alice Add some human liver and you might extend hibernation to fifty years.

@catdad

[jerojasro@col.social]

@alice see also: https://mastodon.art/@jennalarza/116184183797300406

[ellesaurus@toot.lgbt]

@alice Me:

[steadilyebbing@girlcock.club]

@alice a very common story yes

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@steadilyebbing

A tale as old as time
Hot folx fighting crime
Now I swing both ways

[ancoghlan@mastodon.social]

@ellesaurus @alice Huh, that's an interesting test. "What a gorgeous picture of Zelda! Oh, yes, I see Link is also there." (and assorted other potential reactions, although that one was mine)

[steadilyebbing@girlcock.club]

@alice A+

[staringatclouds@mstdn.social]

@alice Understandable

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@alice As a heterosexual, April O'Neil, followed by 7 of 9.

[grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space]

@alice X-Files, yes. But also the classic...

[anctreat5358@mindly.social]

@mrgrumpymonkey @alice I first read April O'Neil as Ed O'Neill, and was mightily confused.