TFW you get ready for the meeting and realize you brought two different dress shoes and now have to cosplay Tim Cook at an iPhone launch

[pixelkeen@mastodon.art]

@jerry Now presenting, Jerry Apple.

[drewdaniels@mastodon.online]

@jerry
Looking good. You’ve got this.
I had so much walking when I travelled to HQ that I should have chosen shoes like that.

[draeath@infosec.exchange]

@jerry eh or you look like you care about comfort. People who give too much of a shit about that sort of thing... eeeh

[falkheiland@fosstodon.org]

@jerry i mean for Brooks those are dress shoes.

[chickenpwny@infosec.exchange]

@jerry lol

[jkmcnk@mastodon.social]

@jerry how come you didn't opt to still go with dress pants, though? for cosplay's sake?

[logan@social.logal.dev]

@jerry I'm excited for your keynote launching Cybersecurity 2: More Cybersecurity.

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@jkmcnk I was told my casual shoes with suit pants would be a grave faux pax

[neutronstar@infosec.exchange]

@jerry
You’re *Cook*ing with that attire!

[rysiek@mstdn.social]

@jerry I kindly request a photo with the two dress shoes on though

[wall_e@ioc.exchange]

@rysiek @jerry can't be worse than the cabinet's clown shoes, right?

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@jerry

And there is one more thing ...