How to pick up a duck 🦆

[peachfront@toot.community]

@OrangeR

"we pose for food, we chase those who show up with cameras but no food, consider yourself warned!" -- goose not just for canada anymore

[oranger@piaille.fr]

@peachfront

[angelthorns@social.treehouse.systems]

@fzer0 Oh my ducking god that duck is adorable

[fzer0@nerdculture.de]

@stingrayvillacozumel

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free.
You can take them home.
I have 458 ducks.

[frantasaur@mastodon.ie]

@fzer0 @lacybarry @Pepijn

[pomegranate_stew@kind.social]

@vk6flab @fzer0

Both. You were lucky and people are freaked out by swans.

Nice of you to help it out!

[pomegranate_stew@kind.social]

@Fridgitator @fzer0
This sounds like advice learned from experience.

[energisch_@troet.cafe]

@fzer0 sehr hilfreich, very helpful should I ever need it

[bit@ohai.social]

@fzer0 I think Trump misunderstood this tutorial.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@johnefrancis
Geese are generally unpickupable. Admire from distance.
@fzer0 @lacybarry

[magnetic_tape@infosec.exchange]

@ndevenish
Yes. Sadly some people don't give a duck about that
@lacybarry @fzer0

[timo_micro@scicomm.xyz]

@Pepijn Vital technical training now available on Mastodon!

[pepijn@mastodon.online]

@Timo_Micro 8 or 9yr old me once tried this technique with a swan. Got a free doctor visit out of it and two days off from school!