I want my obituary to read that i died of supernatural causes, with no further explanation.

[flargh@mastodon.social]

I want my obituary to read that i died of supernatural causes, with no further explanation.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@flargh "Oh. He was suffocated by bullshit. That's awful."

[oetgrunnen@mstdn.social]

@flargh @Branwen74 hire a few men in black who stand in the background of your funeral, and have pictures taken which are a bit blurry to complete the storyy.

[ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza]

@flargh I want mine to state that my cause of death is the subject of an ongoing investigation, without any mention of who is investigating or why.

[davidhmccoy@mastodon.world]

@flargh

Mine starts with
“He died with his boots on.”

Ends with
”Naked girl avalanche.”

[felis_catus_domesticus@mstdn.party]

@flargh

a lot snazzier than those funerals you see on Star Trek..

[number6@fosstodon.org]

@flargh

A lot of insurance policies do include a "acts of God" clause.

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@flargh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-qpHtTHVb4