I had no idea that even mustard can be mansplained.

[silverfox@toot.cat]

@sundogplanets mansplaining mustard is a gas! (And therefore contravened by the Geneva Conventions).

[szescstopni@circumstances.run]

@sundogplanets Mean Mr. Mustardsplainer and his sister Spam.

[leonardof@bertha.social]

@sundogplanets as a man... Sorry

[tom_ofb@23.social]

@sundogplanets and @weirdmustard sure don't like it
(sorry for the inside jibe, Sam. Both Sams.)

[zrb@social.hildebrind.space]

@mikemccaffrey @sundogplanets what isn't a Brassica?

am... am I a Brassica?

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@sundogplanets
Oof. Good morning, I guess.

[sergio_101@social.sixdegreesofohio.com]

@sundogplanets

well.. technically....

[joblakely@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets

[scottmgs@justme.masto.host]

@sundogplanets So, calling American men "mild" puts them all up into their feels! They may *think* that 'splaining makes them spicy but really it just makes them more jerky.

[mattwilcox@mstdn.social]

@sundogplanets If a man is alone in a Forrest; still there will be the noise of mansplaining.

To butcher a saying.

[solarmunk@climatejustice.social]

@mikemccaffrey @sundogplanets Did you just mansplain how mustard can be mansplained?

[hula_doll@mstdn.social]

@sundogplanets Every mustard mansplainer gets this T-shirt.

[reinald@nrw.social]

@sundogplanets sure. Even I could do that.

[slowtiger@berlin.social]

@sundogplanets
Mustard is not optional, otherwise it would've been called Canard.

[slowtiger@berlin.social]

@sundogplanets
Fun fact: Mustard is Senf in german, and "seinen Senf dazugeben" means "to unnecessarily contribute to something".

[thorium@social.linux.pizza]

@hula_doll @sundogplanets National Mustard Museum? Hilarious. Is it located near the National Pretzel Museum or the American Hotdog Museum?

[countholdem@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets Eventually getting to musk:tard...