I miss the future.

[sonikku@techhub.social]

@cstross the future was better when it was 8Bit

[angusm@mastodon.social]

@cstross @occult Never mind the flying cars and the jetpacks, I just wanted the future where I can shoot multi-colored lasers from my palms.

[cavyherd@wandering.shop]

@cstross

This is the future I miss:

[soapdog@toot.cafe]

@cstross that is exactly how I develop my software.

[etchedpixels@mastodon.social]

@cstross ah you sure it's not just someone blinding the spybots on the built in video cameras so they can secretly connect to signal

[xaxat@mastodon.social]

@cstross Nina Hagen vibes.

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin@mastodon.social]

@cstross That is indeed a real thing in 2029. That lady didn't verify her age on the Internet, and thus gets annihilated by cyber beams of death for breaking the law

[lairdclark@dice.camp]

@cstross
I miss the haircuts.

[chantaryu2@pataterie.ca]

@angusm @cstross @occult maaaaybe you need Logan's Run cristal implants to do that though. In that case I would stick to a keyboard. Thanks.

[darkling@mstdn.social]

@cstross It's definitely not what it used to be.

[sonikku@techhub.social]

@JdeBP @cstross at the time he posted the subtoot hadn’t yet popped in

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@cavyherd @cstross
We are currently in the Eugenics War; the only question being whether it is the prime or mirror timeline.

[cgillanders@mastodon.ie]

@JdeBP do you know if unix world is archived anywhere to read?

[highlandlawyer@mastodon.social]

@cstross
Zeerust
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Zeerust

[revndm@queer.cool]

@cstross @crispius @occult omg I have that wig!

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@cstross this is what they took from us: shooting rainbows out of hands and asymmetric polyester hair weaves

[markdennehy@mastodon.ie]

@cstross The future does not miss, for it has optimised aiming algorithms...

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@cstross Pretty certain that's actually how things work at the #GAYINT HQ.

@cR0w could confirm.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@cjust @cstross Oh shit we have a mole.

[maaneeack@noc.social]

@cR0w @cjust @cstross Get it checked!