“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
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@Nickiquote who's spewing nonsense today?
@giflian
Someone with a large shareholding in Bunsen Burner Holdings PLC https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/21/ai-nobel-prize-winning-discovery-robots-jack-clark-anthropic -
“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
Female chemist makes an amazing discovery.
Nobel committee: “We’re awarding the Nobel Prize for Chemistry to the test tube”.
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Female chemist makes an amazing discovery.
Nobel committee: “We’re awarding the Nobel Prize for Chemistry to the test tube”.
@Nickiquote of course, I am familiar with the work of Mass Spectrometer et al
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@giflian
Someone with a large shareholding in Bunsen Burner Holdings PLC https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/21/ai-nobel-prize-winning-discovery-robots-jack-clark-anthropic@Nickiquote trust me bro
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote are these the same 12 months away that L5 autonomous driving has been for over a decade?
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote Nespresso will be awarded an honorary Nobel Prize for its contribution to research in all fields during the 21st century.
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@Nickiquote are these the same 12 months away that L5 autonomous driving has been for over a decade?
@ryan @Nickiquote Have said it a while now, AGI is the new Fusion, forever 'just around the corner', until it isn't of course, but still, neither feel like my lifetime will see them (Late 50s for me)
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@ryan @Nickiquote Have said it a while now, AGI is the new Fusion, forever 'just around the corner', until it isn't of course, but still, neither feel like my lifetime will see them (Late 50s for me)
@bobthomson70 @ryan @Nickiquote at least fusion promises a better future, even in late stage capitalism.
Fusion: cheap, unlimited energy
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote Weirdly, the editor rejected the factually correct headline, which was "scientists will possibly use a computer to make a discovery".
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@bobthomson70 @ryan @Nickiquote at least fusion promises a better future, even in late stage capitalism.
Fusion: cheap, unlimited energy
AGI: everyone is part of the permanent underclass, three guys own everything.Every American: “One of those three guys will probably be me, so…”
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote I smoke a LOT of weed.
Never thought any of this shit
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote Let me guess. That's a quote by someone desperately trying to make his AI company get any kind of income?
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@Nickiquote Let me guess. That's a quote by someone desperately trying to make his AI company get any kind of income?
@yora Yep.
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote I was thinking a FORTRAN programme as a friend was a "et al" author on several physics papers as he wrote the code to analyse the data.
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Female chemist makes an amazing discovery.
Nobel committee: “We’re awarding the Nobel Prize for Chemistry to the test tube”.
@Nickiquote the inanimate carbon rod
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@Nickiquote the inanimate carbon rod
@schratze @Nickiquote In Rod We Trust
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote Honestly, this is a brilliant prediction. As in, sounds impressive but effectively impossible to prove. Prizes tend to lag discoveries by decades - even if this nonsense proved true, it could well be 2050 before we'd know it.
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
Strictly speaking, companies are not able to claim copyrights for work, which is not completely based on the human mind.
Based as in, they can't let an AI create a prototype and then start from there. This would make any product derived from it unprotected by copyrights for these parts.Nobel prices might follow a similar logic.
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Female chemist makes an amazing discovery.
Nobel committee: “We’re awarding the Nobel Prize for Chemistry to the test tube”.
@Nickiquote They could well do similar things to women before AI...
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“A Bunsen burner will work with humans to make a Nobel Prize winning discovery…”
@Nickiquote "tradespeople will be helped by bipedal robots in two years" - yeah, they're called "educated people whose jobs have been wiped out by AI evangelist CEOs who know nothing of what the job actually entailed"
