Behold the people asking us to take last night's events seriously.

[jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net]

@MaryAustinBooks My costume for my recent keynote on the pitfalls and promise of AI is less ridiculous

[jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net]

@MaryAustinBooks OK, I am a cis het guy so I have no understanding of female fashion ... but that dress would be the equivalent of me walking around with no pants on and several ACE bandages wound around my ass and rib cage leaving my crotch partially exposed

[louka@mementomori.social]

@jimthewhyguy @MaryAustinBooks No no, this outfit would be the equivalent of you walking around in ACE bandage pants that visibly taped your dick to your thigh and your balls to the other thigh in a way that looked very painful when you walked

[dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org]

@MaryAustinBooks to me the fact the guy survived is the only reason I think it might have been a real assassination attempt. If he was a paid stooge, his survival would be a *loose end*.

That guy is going to be questioned and questioned and questioned, and then he'd have the rest of his life in prison to blab about how he was hired. If a secret service agent had killed him on the spot, that guy would get a 15 minute debrief and it would seem normal. Easy cover up - but they didn't take it.

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@MaryAustinBooks

The quality of the "journalism" is a bit sus

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

UPDATE: It's all Jamie Raskin's fault!

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

Jamie Fucking Raskin. Always out there stopping gun reform, demolishing parts of the White House, illegally building a ballroom with bribe money and staging an assassination attempt to try to get people to like it.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

You are not mocking this event ENOUGH, and neither am I. We've got to do better.

[craignicol@glasgow.social]

@MaryAustinBooks because nothing says "USA! USA!" like an attempted mass shooting?

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@craignicol Ha! Good point.