I need to do some snow removal this morning I guess.

[ottaross@mastodon.social]

I need to do some snow removal this morning I guess. I'd also like to get my hair cut.

You'd be surprised how hard it is to find a reputable combination snow-removal/barber service in this town.

[zazzoo@mstdn.ca]

@ottaross Which is weird, when you think about it. Most snow removal companies do landscaping during the summer. This means they all own at least one good pair of hedge shears.

[ottaross@mastodon.social]

@zazzoo they're leaving money on the table!

[colinburgess@mastodon.nz]

@ottaross @zazzoo I’m surprised they don’t also work for uber and deliver booze and weed too

[zazzoo@mstdn.ca]

@colinburgess @ottaross Wasn't a private plow operator just arrested for being wildly over the limit?

Ah, yes....
https://ottawa.citynews.ca/2026/02/09/impaired-snowplow-driver-crashes-into-ottawa-police-car/

They're their own best customers, I guess.

[colinburgess@mastodon.nz]

@zazzoo @ottaross

[zazzoo@mstdn.ca]

@colinburgess @ottaross There's a Simpsons for everything