Microsoft advertising Windows 98

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@SwiftOnSecurity BIG GEEK, YOU'RE A

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@SwiftOnSecurity

someone i knew at micro$oft had this routine using their slogans in order.

can't remember them all but it went something like:

"making things make sense"

[... various less and less concrete slogans ...]

win95: "so, where do you want to go today"

and now it's recall, copilot, and AI slop...

[ephesossh@mastodon.online]

@SwiftOnSecurity BIG GEEK, YOU'RE A

[codinghorror@infosec.exchange]

@SwiftOnSecurity Windows ME was better

[darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io]

@SwiftOnSecurity

Appropriate reply to Bill Gates... AND YOU'RE A BIG SEX PEST.

[casandro@f-ckendehoelle.de]

@SwiftOnSecurity Ohh the tail-end of mainstream use of Windows.

[xenotrope@bsd.network]

@SwiftOnSecurity This is only great if you're a big geek with small files and ACLs don't matter.

[tkk13909@fosstodon.org]

@SwiftOnSecurity BIG GEEK, YOU'RE A

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@codinghorror @SwiftOnSecurity but only if you put Windows CE on first, then install lWindows NT after.

[lorimolson@mstdn.ca]

@SwiftOnSecurity ah yes, the days of defragging my hard drive. Do NOT miss.