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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

    stephaniemoore@mastodon.onlineS This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sundogplanets all hat no cattle

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

      stephaniemoore@mastodon.onlineS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @sundogplanets also, I’ve always heard and used “‘til the cows come home” meaning the line is long or something is taking forever (“we’ll be here until the cows come home”) - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/till%2Funtil%20the%20cows%20come%20home

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

        me_valentijn@m.ai6yr.orgM This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sundogplanets
        Mountain oysters 😲

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        • stephaniemoore@mastodon.onlineS stephaniemoore@mastodon.online

          @sundogplanets also, I’ve always heard and used “‘til the cows come home” meaning the line is long or something is taking forever (“we’ll be here until the cows come home”) - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/till%2Funtil%20the%20cows%20come%20home

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          @sundogplanets now I’m thinking about this wonderful Sandra Boynton song https://youtu.be/Z1f9b7sX_XY?feature=shared

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

            hrefna@hachyderm.ioH This user is from outside of this forum
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            @sundogplanets

            All hat, no cattle.

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              joblakely@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              @sundogplanets
              Oh La Vache!

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                joblakely@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                @sundogplanets
                Don’t have a cow, man!

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                  fathermcgruder@jorts.horseF This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @sundogplanets From The Breakfast Club: “Don’t mess with the bull, young man, you’ll get the horns.” 🤘

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                    phwolfe940@denton.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @sundogplanets
                    World ideologies as explained by cows,

                    Which my father extended from time to time to explain minimum wage

                    As in, you’d have to milk cows for 16 hours to pay for that

                    WORLD IDEOLOGIES EXPLAINED BY REFERENCE TO COWS

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                    (www-formal.stanford.edu)

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                    • lastrobot@writing.exchangeL lastrobot@writing.exchange

                      @sundogplanets

                      Slowpoke= the last/slowest

                      Lagging behind like the cow's tail = the last/slowest in a group

                      Taking the cow path = taking a meandering route

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                      @lastrobot @sundogplanets That last one reminds me of "paving the cow path" which gets used in standards work all the time to mean formalizing something that is already being used as a de-facto standard or common practice.

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                        @sundogplanets "Oude koeien uit de sloot vissen" (Dutch)
                        (fishing old cows out of the ditch)

                        starting (again) about something (annoying) that happened in the past

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                          hi_cial@donphan.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @sundogplanets cow tools

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            This is amazing, I am learning so many sayings!!

                            laurentperrinet@neuromatch.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @sundogplanets pardon my French but “oh la vache!”

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                              @sundogplanets on landing in Wisconsin to visit for the umpteenth time: “hm, smell that dairy air”

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                whoosh@neuromatch.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @sundogplanets

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                  shansterable@ohai.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @sundogplanets
                                  Calling someone a "turd blossom"

                                  Wikipedia:
                                  "Turd blossom" is a Texan United States term for a flower which grows from a pile of cow dung.

                                  The term gained fame in the United States in 2004 as a nickname that was reportedly assigned by former U.S. President George W. Bush as a term of endearment for his former chief political advisor, Karl Rove.

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                                  • benni@social.tchncs.deB benni@social.tchncs.de

                                    @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets another German one: "Die Kuh vom Eis holen." Moving the cow from the ice. the meaning is to solve a difficult but urgent problem.

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                                    @benni @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets

                                    Interesting!

                                    There's a Swedish that must have had some related origin: "det är ingen ko på isen" = "There's no cow on the ice", as in, there are presently no pressing urgent problems to solve.

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                                    • violanders@mastodon.nuV violanders@mastodon.nu

                                      @sundogplanets In Swedish there is a saying, "Man saknar inte kon förrän båset är tomt" ("One doesn't miss the cow until the stall is empty"), i.e. you don't know what you have until it's gone. Several of the Norwegian and Danish examples in this thread also exist in Swedish.

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                                      @sundogplanets
                                      Oh, and political bargaining is called "kohandel" ("cow trading") in Sweden since 1933 when the Social Democrats and the Farmers' League party negotiated a financial stimulus package.

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                                      • bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.orgB bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.org

                                        @sundogplanets
                                        there's one in french:

                                        "il pleut comme vache qui pisse"

                                        (it's raining like a cow peeing)

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                                        @bituur_esztreym @sundogplanets not cows, right? But once they took an elephant to a TV show and the elephant... pissed. I can't find any records only, and luckily so, this was in the 80s in south américa, but you can find video of pissing elephants all right... just now in a studio full of people 🙂

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                                        • mdione@en.osm.townM mdione@en.osm.town

                                          @bituur_esztreym @sundogplanets not cows, right? But once they took an elephant to a TV show and the elephant... pissed. I can't find any records only, and luckily so, this was in the 80s in south américa, but you can find video of pissing elephants all right... just now in a studio full of people 🙂

                                          bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @mdione @sundogplanets
                                          flooding.. ^^

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