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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    On a software project, I used dummy text as a placeholder to be replaced later with actual descriptive error messages. Predictably, not all instances were fixed before release, and bemused corporate clients reported "Error: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen".

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    @fesshole Well, dude, if there's sauerkraut in your lederhosen, don't expect *me* to do anything about it. You're on your own there.

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      On a software project, I used dummy text as a placeholder to be replaced later with actual descriptive error messages. Predictably, not all instances were fixed before release, and bemused corporate clients reported "Error: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen".

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      @fesshole could had been worse, it could have been bratwurst overhead of sauerkraut

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        On a software project, I used dummy text as a placeholder to be replaced later with actual descriptive error messages. Predictably, not all instances were fixed before release, and bemused corporate clients reported "Error: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen".

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        @fesshole I remember supporting a mission critical HyperCard stack that a Fortune 500 company used back in the 90’s.

        One common error it would throw said, literally:

        “The connection appears to be in a funky state.”

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        • life_is@no-pony.farmL life_is@no-pony.farm
          @drajt@fosstodon.org @fesshole@mastodon.social i got the task to make wrong translations for the errors in new user registration. To make it more difficult to create a fake account. But i did not get clearance to know the actual errors. Therefore i do not know if my translations actually were wrong.
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          @Life_is @drajt @fesshole The forum for my local astronomy club was getting overrun by spammer signups. I noticed a pattern to the spammers which didn't apply to any of the genuine signups so I changed the code to reject those with the message “Thingummy discombobulated - please contact an administrator”.

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            On a software project, I used dummy text as a placeholder to be replaced later with actual descriptive error messages. Predictably, not all instances were fixed before release, and bemused corporate clients reported "Error: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen".

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            @fesshole

            I worked at a bank and named a coding project I was working on Swordfish on a lark

            After a movie that was coming out soon (I'm old) called "Swordfish" (Halle Berry, John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Don Cheadle)

            The project got more internal play than I anticipated, all these C-Suites talking about Swordfish

            Oops

            The movie came out and everyone learned the plot was about coding a backdoor in a bank for a heist

            No that wasn't what I was doing

            I had to be less of a wiseass after that

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            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

              @fesshole

              I worked at a bank and named a coding project I was working on Swordfish on a lark

              After a movie that was coming out soon (I'm old) called "Swordfish" (Halle Berry, John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Don Cheadle)

              The project got more internal play than I anticipated, all these C-Suites talking about Swordfish

              Oops

              The movie came out and everyone learned the plot was about coding a backdoor in a bank for a heist

              No that wasn't what I was doing

              I had to be less of a wiseass after that

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              @benroyce @fesshole This is extremely funny.

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              • eetschrijver@mastodon.socialE eetschrijver@mastodon.social

                @benroyce @fesshole This is extremely funny.

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                @Eetschrijver @fesshole

                all the big shots stopped talking about my project after the movie came out

                "making a good first impression" success! 🥴

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                • brianallbee@mastodon.socialB brianallbee@mastodon.social

                  @fesshole it's rare that I don't have at least one message from Hex ( #Discworld ) in my projects somewhere.

                  Sometimes I even remember to make them more meaningful.

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                  In retrospect, given that I write Python, and the origin of the language's name, I should maybe use things like "My hovercraft is full of eels."

                  But I'd need the actual phrasebook for that. 🤔🤣

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                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                    @Eetschrijver @fesshole

                    all the big shots stopped talking about my project after the movie came out

                    "making a good first impression" success! 🥴

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                    @benroyce @fesshole 😂😂😂

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      On a software project, I used dummy text as a placeholder to be replaced later with actual descriptive error messages. Predictably, not all instances were fixed before release, and bemused corporate clients reported "Error: There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen".

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                      @fesshole
                      If you load this CD-ROM on a Mac and open the Get Info window, the comments field contains the phrase "Fun With A Porpoise". Whoops.

                      Link Preview Image
                      Highlights: Fun With A Purpose

                      Highlights Fun With A Purpose CD-ROM PC MAC writing science find seek kids game! Type: Children Platform: Windows/Mac Publisher: Creative Multimedia Released: 1996 Media: CD To get started, click on the Information Booth in the main screen for an overview of the major features in Highlights® Interactive™. Highlights In

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                      NeverDieMedia (www.neverdiemedia.com)

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                      • crow@cville.onlineC crow@cville.online

                        @fesshole I remember supporting a mission critical HyperCard stack that a Fortune 500 company used back in the 90’s.

                        One common error it would throw said, literally:

                        “The connection appears to be in a funky state.”

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                        @crow

                        If you supplied out-of-range numbers to BBC Basic's RENUMBER command, it returned a one-word error message:

                        Silly

                        @fesshole

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