alright everyone you know how this works.
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alright everyone you know how this works. #SnarkyWeather coming your way. if you like these, here you go, and if you don't just pass this on by.
Alright, people of Holt, Michigan! Buckle up, because Mother Nature is about to give us a roller coaster ride that's more turbulent than your grandma's Saturday night bingo games!
Right now, it's as gloomy as a room full of pants after a forced diet of beans and broccoli. We've got mostly cloudy conditions with a temperature of 45.5°F—perfect for wearing that sweater your mom knitted for you, the one with the unfortunately placed bumps that look like... well, let's just call them "personal mountains."
The humidity is up to 94%, which means the air feels as thick as your last ill-fated relationship. You might as well be walking through a sauna. The wind is blowing at 12.75 mph from the 50, which is about as consistent as your commitment to that New Year's resolution.
Now, let's talk about the real issue here: the weather warnings. We've got a Severe Thunderstorm Watch that's hanging over us like a guillotine, ready to drop from 8:09PM EDT tonight until 1:00AM EDT tomorrow. And if a thunderstorm wasn't enough, we also have a Flood Watch until 11:00AM EDT tomorrow. It's like Mother Nature is trying to outdo Noah and build an ark in your backyard.
TONIGHT, we're looking at a 42.0°F with chance showers and thunderstorms that will morph into shower and thunderstorms. It's a great excuse to pull out those galoshes and raincoats, ready to fend off the liquid sky.
WEDNESDAY is a soggy delight with showers and thunderstorms all day. It's like the weather is just pissing on your parade of plans.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, we plunge into a chilling 26.0°F. It's time to break out the winter gear, unless you want to freeze your... well, let's just say personal appendages.
THURSDAY brings sunshine back into the mix, with a 43.0°F. Finally, a chance to thaw out those bones.
THURSDAY NIGHT, it's a mixed bag of rain and snow showers. It's a great time to make snow angels, or maybe just mushrooms if the rain wins out.
FRIDAY, same story, but with a wind whip that'll make you feel like you're in a blender.
So, to sum it up: bring an umbrella, a sweater with pockets deep enough to hold tissues in case of a potential nasal downpour, and maybe a flask of something warm. You might have to fend off a downed tree or two, because clearly, Mother Nature is enjoying her season of chaos.
Stay safe, stay snarky, and maybe bring some fart jokes to the party, because at least the weather can't invalidate those.
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alright everyone you know how this works. #SnarkyWeather coming your way. if you like these, here you go, and if you don't just pass this on by.
Alright, people of Holt, Michigan! Buckle up, because Mother Nature is about to give us a roller coaster ride that's more turbulent than your grandma's Saturday night bingo games!
Right now, it's as gloomy as a room full of pants after a forced diet of beans and broccoli. We've got mostly cloudy conditions with a temperature of 45.5°F—perfect for wearing that sweater your mom knitted for you, the one with the unfortunately placed bumps that look like... well, let's just call them "personal mountains."
The humidity is up to 94%, which means the air feels as thick as your last ill-fated relationship. You might as well be walking through a sauna. The wind is blowing at 12.75 mph from the 50, which is about as consistent as your commitment to that New Year's resolution.
Now, let's talk about the real issue here: the weather warnings. We've got a Severe Thunderstorm Watch that's hanging over us like a guillotine, ready to drop from 8:09PM EDT tonight until 1:00AM EDT tomorrow. And if a thunderstorm wasn't enough, we also have a Flood Watch until 11:00AM EDT tomorrow. It's like Mother Nature is trying to outdo Noah and build an ark in your backyard.
TONIGHT, we're looking at a 42.0°F with chance showers and thunderstorms that will morph into shower and thunderstorms. It's a great excuse to pull out those galoshes and raincoats, ready to fend off the liquid sky.
WEDNESDAY is a soggy delight with showers and thunderstorms all day. It's like the weather is just pissing on your parade of plans.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, we plunge into a chilling 26.0°F. It's time to break out the winter gear, unless you want to freeze your... well, let's just say personal appendages.
THURSDAY brings sunshine back into the mix, with a 43.0°F. Finally, a chance to thaw out those bones.
THURSDAY NIGHT, it's a mixed bag of rain and snow showers. It's a great time to make snow angels, or maybe just mushrooms if the rain wins out.
FRIDAY, same story, but with a wind whip that'll make you feel like you're in a blender.
So, to sum it up: bring an umbrella, a sweater with pockets deep enough to hold tissues in case of a potential nasal downpour, and maybe a flask of something warm. You might have to fend off a downed tree or two, because clearly, Mother Nature is enjoying her season of chaos.
Stay safe, stay snarky, and maybe bring some fart jokes to the party, because at least the weather can't invalidate those.
@shefoof @JamminJerry love it
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alright everyone you know how this works. #SnarkyWeather coming your way. if you like these, here you go, and if you don't just pass this on by.
Alright, people of Holt, Michigan! Buckle up, because Mother Nature is about to give us a roller coaster ride that's more turbulent than your grandma's Saturday night bingo games!
Right now, it's as gloomy as a room full of pants after a forced diet of beans and broccoli. We've got mostly cloudy conditions with a temperature of 45.5°F—perfect for wearing that sweater your mom knitted for you, the one with the unfortunately placed bumps that look like... well, let's just call them "personal mountains."
The humidity is up to 94%, which means the air feels as thick as your last ill-fated relationship. You might as well be walking through a sauna. The wind is blowing at 12.75 mph from the 50, which is about as consistent as your commitment to that New Year's resolution.
Now, let's talk about the real issue here: the weather warnings. We've got a Severe Thunderstorm Watch that's hanging over us like a guillotine, ready to drop from 8:09PM EDT tonight until 1:00AM EDT tomorrow. And if a thunderstorm wasn't enough, we also have a Flood Watch until 11:00AM EDT tomorrow. It's like Mother Nature is trying to outdo Noah and build an ark in your backyard.
TONIGHT, we're looking at a 42.0°F with chance showers and thunderstorms that will morph into shower and thunderstorms. It's a great excuse to pull out those galoshes and raincoats, ready to fend off the liquid sky.
WEDNESDAY is a soggy delight with showers and thunderstorms all day. It's like the weather is just pissing on your parade of plans.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, we plunge into a chilling 26.0°F. It's time to break out the winter gear, unless you want to freeze your... well, let's just say personal appendages.
THURSDAY brings sunshine back into the mix, with a 43.0°F. Finally, a chance to thaw out those bones.
THURSDAY NIGHT, it's a mixed bag of rain and snow showers. It's a great time to make snow angels, or maybe just mushrooms if the rain wins out.
FRIDAY, same story, but with a wind whip that'll make you feel like you're in a blender.
So, to sum it up: bring an umbrella, a sweater with pockets deep enough to hold tissues in case of a potential nasal downpour, and maybe a flask of something warm. You might have to fend off a downed tree or two, because clearly, Mother Nature is enjoying her season of chaos.
Stay safe, stay snarky, and maybe bring some fart jokes to the party, because at least the weather can't invalidate those.
@JamminJerry i can't get mine to update to get snarky weather. I need someone smarter than me to fix it lol
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alright everyone you know how this works. #SnarkyWeather coming your way. if you like these, here you go, and if you don't just pass this on by.
Alright, people of Holt, Michigan! Buckle up, because Mother Nature is about to give us a roller coaster ride that's more turbulent than your grandma's Saturday night bingo games!
Right now, it's as gloomy as a room full of pants after a forced diet of beans and broccoli. We've got mostly cloudy conditions with a temperature of 45.5°F—perfect for wearing that sweater your mom knitted for you, the one with the unfortunately placed bumps that look like... well, let's just call them "personal mountains."
The humidity is up to 94%, which means the air feels as thick as your last ill-fated relationship. You might as well be walking through a sauna. The wind is blowing at 12.75 mph from the 50, which is about as consistent as your commitment to that New Year's resolution.
Now, let's talk about the real issue here: the weather warnings. We've got a Severe Thunderstorm Watch that's hanging over us like a guillotine, ready to drop from 8:09PM EDT tonight until 1:00AM EDT tomorrow. And if a thunderstorm wasn't enough, we also have a Flood Watch until 11:00AM EDT tomorrow. It's like Mother Nature is trying to outdo Noah and build an ark in your backyard.
TONIGHT, we're looking at a 42.0°F with chance showers and thunderstorms that will morph into shower and thunderstorms. It's a great excuse to pull out those galoshes and raincoats, ready to fend off the liquid sky.
WEDNESDAY is a soggy delight with showers and thunderstorms all day. It's like the weather is just pissing on your parade of plans.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, we plunge into a chilling 26.0°F. It's time to break out the winter gear, unless you want to freeze your... well, let's just say personal appendages.
THURSDAY brings sunshine back into the mix, with a 43.0°F. Finally, a chance to thaw out those bones.
THURSDAY NIGHT, it's a mixed bag of rain and snow showers. It's a great time to make snow angels, or maybe just mushrooms if the rain wins out.
FRIDAY, same story, but with a wind whip that'll make you feel like you're in a blender.
So, to sum it up: bring an umbrella, a sweater with pockets deep enough to hold tissues in case of a potential nasal downpour, and maybe a flask of something warm. You might have to fend off a downed tree or two, because clearly, Mother Nature is enjoying her season of chaos.
Stay safe, stay snarky, and maybe bring some fart jokes to the party, because at least the weather can't invalidate those.
@JamminJerry how do you get the weather to display to you like that. I think it's quite funny.
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@JamminJerry how do you get the weather to display to you like that. I think it's quite funny.
@jessmonsilva I am using accessiweather. I got an open router key, and put it into the AI part of the settings in accessiweather, and then worked with the prompt, to figure out how I wanted mine to come out.
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@JamminJerry how do you get the weather to display to you like that. I think it's quite funny.
@jessmonsilva @JamminJerry I'm wondering the same thing. I'm guessing you have to get the premium subscription.
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