Happy 20th to Barron!

[strandjunker@mstdn.social]

Happy 20th to Barron! Finally old enough to actually experience the “military strength” his father loves to talk about. I’m sure he’ll be the first Trump to lace up the boots for his country, right?

[crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Strandjunker

Melania still laces his boots for him, he can’t enlist without her.

[ewos1986@norden.social]

@Strandjunker totally right

[wendigo@metalhead.club]

@Strandjunker Only if the pussy makes it out of bootcamp. The Air Force is the easiest, so he should probably start there...

[mxchara@seattle.pink]

@Strandjunker somewhere a monkey's paw curls up a digit, and Barron Trump is awarded a general's commission by his daddy's administration

[drbones@mastodon.world]

@Strandjunker Are Bone Spurs hereditary?

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@Strandjunker
As I recall, Barron's uncle Fred Trump Jr served in the Air National Guard and then worked as a commercial pilot. He was very much the black sheep of the family for wanting to serve his country and hold a real job. The poor man deserved much better than he got.