Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[thedansimonson@lingo.lol]

@benhamill @futurebird it says “wrong answers only”

[dunpiteog@bark.lgbt]

@futurebird to reboot it with Linux

[alienghic@timeloop.cafe]

@futurebird

so you can plug a controller in to control the claw that you can use to grab your overly hot food

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@futurebird it's where you plug in the temperature probe

[sunnjax@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird Plug in your game controller to manipulate your food while it cooks.

[trinsec@trinsec.org]

@futurebird@sauropods.win Food is not the only thing you can fry!

[bennomatic@appdot.net]

@futurebird

Too many people were charging their phones by putting them in and starting the microwave.

[luna@shrimp.estrogen.today]

@futurebird to play doom on the microwave? Duh

[jonquass@techhub.social]

@futurebird
Speed ports. They make the microwave work faster.

[mpark@mathstodon.xyz]

@futurebird to run Doom

[trurl@mastodon.sdf.org]

@futurebird to find a new way to sell you $55 replacement fuses for when you inevitably plug two devices in *and* run the microwave. (It says not to do that in the manual!)

[introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space]

@futurebird for when I am hungry, I love eating USB ports :3

[secretasianman@types.pl]

@futurebird I was told this was a 2000W microwave why is this charging so slowly

[evilkiru@techhub.social]

@futurebird To hasten the arrival of the apocalypse.

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@SunnJax @futurebird microwave? Claw machine? YES

[hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com]

@ehproque @futurebird 2 x 2 Amp of security updates

[ranjit@friend.camp]

@futurebird so you can plug in one of those usb mug warmers to warm up your coffee, since there's no other convenient way to warm it up nearby

[moss@beige.party]

@futurebird it’s for the Ultra Scrumptious Brownies attachment, sold separately

[superflippy@mastodon.xyz]

@futurebird To daisy chain the rest of the smart kitchen appliances.
The microwave’s connected to the air fryer,
the air fryer’s connected to the coffee maker,
the coffee maker’s connected to the juicer…

[rlstone4dems@mastodon.social]

@futurebird The ports allow the microwave to cook USB drives.