A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero Wow. They somehow managed to unlock a new level of FUCKING GUTLESS, PATHETIC OVERSIZED BOOT-LICKING SYCOPHANT that I did not think was possible in this particular universe.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero If he wasn't so stupid, he would have traded them in for identical ones that actually fit. Surely he doesn't believe that President Puddin'head would be able to tell.
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@selzero Wow. They somehow managed to unlock a new level of FUCKING GUTLESS, PATHETIC OVERSIZED BOOT-LICKING SYCOPHANT that I did not think was possible in this particular universe.
@thriftwicker If I ever meet our show-runners, they will very severely regret it.
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@selzero And seemingly none of them were smart enough to talk to each other elsewhere and arrange to swop sizes, so the shoes would fit. The level of compliance with Trump, of inability to act or think for themselves is shocking.
@HarriettMB Swap? These assholes all make way more than enough to buy new, identical-looking ones that fit. They're probably worried they have some kind of tracking unit or bug in them. Which, knowing this regime, is plausible, stupid as it sounds.
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@zazzoo They're ALL obsessed with height. DeSatan wears risers, too, and GOP candidates have been spotted standing on boxes behind lecterns to conceal their true height.
This entire party is a bunch of extremely insecure teenagers. It's pathetic.
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@deborahh ::soon, in a trashy movie::
Zzziiipp!
"STILL think I'm 'little', sir?"
BOMP-CHICK-A-BOMP-BOMP
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@elshara Hell, why not just get NSA to pull the data; they can probably get it.
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Also, people keep saying Trump is stupid, but where's the evidence for that? People keep pointing to things he does that are very obviously bad for people he should care about and very obviously does not care about, and, honestly, that isn't evidence that he's stupid.
@simon_ashdown @selzero@BenAveling Is this comment some kind of joke? You can't be serious.
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@selzero It's not funny. It's just stupid. It's stuff like this that people have made up about Trump for 10 years, in order to make him, what seem worse than he actually is?
Trump is really, really bad, and silly, and hilariously stupid. You don't need to make stuff up.@simon_ashdown I'm trying to make sure I understand your comment. Are you saying that you believe this was made up, and not actually true? While some trash outlets such as Daily Fail have reported this, it's also been reported by much more reputable ones such as USA Today.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero Feels straight out of a Voltaire play.
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@zazzoo They're ALL obsessed with height. DeSatan wears risers, too, and GOP candidates have been spotted standing on boxes behind lecterns to conceal their true height.
This entire party is a bunch of extremely insecure teenagers. It's pathetic.
@wesdym I'll just leave this here. But with apologies to the actual real person in the photo, of course.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero such a terrible dear leader. I bet Trump can’t even teleport.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero The emperor truly has no clothes.
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@selzero somewhat reminds me of when Louis XIV of France got a surgery and the next day the whole court was wearing bandages too
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@nazokiyoubinbou @alex @selzero yup, it's always even dunber
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
I keep seeing passing references to something about Trump and clown shoes and, omg, it's more hilarious than I could've imagined. This is the guy with the nuclear codes and all the cult members are happily playing along.
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@nazokiyoubinbou @alex @selzero yup, it's always even dunber
@nazokiyoubinbou @alex @selzero gonna let that typo stand, it's fitting
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A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.
Then he bought them shoes as presents.
Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.
@selzero Literally clown shoes for the clown show
