17/10 for #shitposting on #LinkedIn

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17/10 for #shitposting on #LinkedIn

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@paninid A screenshot of a social media post by Chris Bakke. The post features a profile picture of a person, the name "Chris Bakke," a LinkedIn icon, and the text "Founder of Laskie (acquired by Twitter, which was acquired...". Below this is "7h" and a globe icon. The post's text reads: "I wasn't going to post this, but I'm still shaking. As we walked off the plane yesterday the pilot looked at my 4-year-old daughter and said, 'If you work hard enough, you could be a flight attendant one day!' I was speechless and appalled. But without missing a beat my 4-year-old daughter fired back: 'While you were up there fiddling with those gross, analog buttons I used Claude Remote on my iPad and vibe coded Waymo on airplanes before we even took off. I raised $22B from top firms as we passed over Omaha and bought your airline as a side project while you taxed us to the gate. You work for me now, and you're fired.' The entire plane clapped. Then she grabbed the phone off the wall and announced to the plane, 'Only the permanent underclass claps on airplanes. Grow up.' I've never been more proud."

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Linkedin all right.

For a while the company I work for encouraged everyone to have an account there. They don't do that anymore.

I lasted about a half hour before deleting my account.