I've found a good starting link for strange #fashion aliexpress again.

[cynical13@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird

For when you're tongue tied but commin' strapped?

[stellafoxxie@oldbytes.space]

@futurebird it's like his converse grew all the way up his legs and then he got attacked by a pirate

[dvandal@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird Final Fantasy X-2 ah shorts

If they come in black or leather Final Fantasy 15

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@futurebird I'm... I'm going to have to ask anyway...

What even the

[josh0@babka.social]

@futurebird

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@dillyd @futurebird For when you eat an American style meal.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@nazokiyoubinbou

They said if you had nice enough legs you could wear anything... and someone wanted to prove them wrong.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@futurebird

[kali@discuss.systems]

@futurebird

[lxskllr@mastodon.world]

@futurebird

What was that?? Oh, it's the danglies from my shorts.

What was that?? Oh, it's the danglies from my shorts.

What was that?? GODDAMMIT!

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@kali

Do I want to know what this is called ... or nah?

Is this... custom? Can you get any face?

[kali@discuss.systems]

@futurebird no, seems you always get this dude

https://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005009104207462.html?spm=a2g0o.detail.pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller.80.88387654cQ9Twx&gps-id=pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller&scm=1007.40050.354490.0&scm_id=1007.40050.354490.0&scm-url=1007.40050.354490.0&pvid=d5bea018-ea02-4a94-855a-e992011f6090&_t=gps-id:pcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller,scm-url:1007.40050.354490.0,pvid:d5bea018-ea02-4a94-855a-e992011f6090,tpp_buckets:668%232846%238114%231999&pdp_ext_f=%7B%22order%22%3A%2213%22%2C%22eval%22%3A%221%22%2C%22sceneId%22%3A%2230050%22%2C%22fromPage%22%3A%22recommend%22%7D&pdp_npi=6%40dis%21EUR%2114.42%215.19%21%21%2116.56%215.96%21%40211b612517762125482148637ec56b%2112000047925992268%21rec%21DE%21%21ABXZ%211%210%21n_tag%3A-29910%3Bd%3A2f60eba9%3Bm03_new_user%3A-29895&utparam-url=scene%3ApcDetailTopMoreOtherSeller%7Cquery_from%3A%7Cx_object_id%3A1005009104207462%7C_p_origin_prod%3A

[kali@discuss.systems]

@futurebird maybe someone should find him and tell him that his face is on random shirts for no reason

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@ColesStreetPothole

If everyone were wearing these it'd explain a lot I think.

[herdingbats@bigshoulders.city]

@kali @futurebird I don’t know why but that was the one that broke me—I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

[p__x@mastodon.social]

@futurebird

Are you referring to these?
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256811521739186.html

They gave me a flashback:

[tomstewart@lingo.lol]

@futurebird
TARDIS skeleton, but to wear.
#BoldStatement

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@futurebird ...worn with a classic French shirt tuck. Someone's making a statement but damned if I can understand it

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@moira

"I am a Doctor"

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@P__X

It's almost cute... almost.