The correct way to run a headline for this story.

[divverent@misskey.de]

@adamsaidsomething@mastodon.social Damn. Sounded like the Onion. But isn't.

Something happening on the regular now.

[adamsaidsomething@mastodon.social]

@divVerent

There's not much gap between satire and news these days sadly

[mkj@social.mkj.earth]

@adamsaidsomething It's a perfect headline. Tells you what's going on, and then the rest of the article goes into more detail. Exactly the way every paragraph of a news article should be written and ordered.

[pa27@mastodon.social]

@adamsaidsomething Not to mention.. where do nazi - sorry, starlink and cisco have their routers made... Err.. China...

[swooshycueb@chitter.xyz]

@adamsaidsomething
link?

[samiamsam@mastodon.social]

@adamsaidsomething

i hate everything right now and everything is so stupid right now

[cliffsesport@mastodon.social]

@adamsaidsomething @divVerent One of my buddies and I have taken to using label "not the Onion" preemptively often in this timeline because really can't tell anymore.

[foggy_cornwater@mastodon.social]

Here's the link @SwooshyCueb

US bans any new consumer-grade routers not made in America

: Unfortunately, there aren't many options unless you're Starlink

(www.theregister.com)

[wesdym@mastodon.social]

@mkj ::headpat::

[wesdym@mastodon.social]

@CliffsEsport "My and my friends are really cool!"

[glitzersachen@hachyderm.io]

@SwooshyCueb @adamsaidsomething

US bans any new consumer-grade routers not made in America

: Unfortunately, there aren't many options unless you're Starlink

(www.theregister.com)

=> found with a search engine.