June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
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@HeNeArXn presumably the missile was not aimed directly at the data center but at something nearby. If your neighbor is exploded off the face of the earth by a missile and your power generator is taken out by the kinetic impact, you have been struck by a missile, you’re just luckily alive enough to complain about it
@0xabad1dea or its fragments from an intercepted missile or drone, or from something fired at an incoming missile, or bits from a plane, or ... and they might not even know yet what exactly it was. Hence, "objects".
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
Maybe they can knock out a few other data centres whilst they are about it. I'm open to suggestions.
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@0xabad1dea "Impacted by Objects" is either my next band name, or doctors notes from the colorectal unit in the hospital.
@darkling nobody to say it can't be both
- ice blue (he/him)
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
Climatecrisis-deniers and war-enablers go hand in hand ?
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea theres a kind of psych major who literally nerds out about this kind of thing. like "if you say x it creates y impression because z psychology reason" and i respect that but like sometimes....sometimes
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I am sick and very out of it, as you might be able to tell by how I initially characterized a screenshot with a timestamp in March written right on it as February
@0xabad1dea Sending good vibes your way. I hope you feel better soon.
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea NARRATIVE FLOODGATES ACTIVATED -
June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea This is a characteristic trait of authoritarian systems, which corporations inherently are. In Russian propagandists media they used to call explosion a "clap." No kidding, "a gas clap in residential building" has become a meme
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea irl dos attack
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I am sick and very out of it, as you might be able to tell by how I initially characterized a screenshot with a timestamp in March written right on it as February
@0xabad1dea Sooo.. you had a calendar synchronization anomaly due to internal firmware instability? xD
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@0xabad1dea so I guess if one burns down it'd be "influenced by a temperature event"
@capnthommo I'm pretty sure that would be a finitely time-limited exothermic reaction event.
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea tryin to get the insurance to pay.
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea Fun, but do we actually know that the missile hit the data centre? A missile might have hit a neighbouring building, and the explosion then caused some large bits of concrete or whatever to hit the data centre.
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@0xabad1dea tryin to get the insurance to pay.
@DaveFlater @0xabad1dea insurance generally excludes acts of war from coverage.
Fallout from a ballistic missile seems quite an act of war and I doubt "hey there was no war declaration" is enough to get a payment from them. -
@0xabad1dea And I thought my government was acting cringe by calling gas leak explosion "a pop".
@th3rdsergeevich @0xabad1dea "leaking some droplets and plasticine-like threads" (speaking about a fucking fully loaded tanker sunk, leaking heavy oil into the Atlantic)
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea "Welcome to Politically Correct 'ᴙ' Us."
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@DaveFlater @0xabad1dea insurance generally excludes acts of war from coverage.
Fallout from a ballistic missile seems quite an act of war and I doubt "hey there was no war declaration" is enough to get a payment from them.@mbpaz @0xabad1dea that's my point. They're going to say we don't know anything about a missile, something just fell on us, now please pay our claim.
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@mbpaz @0xabad1dea that's my point. They're going to say we don't know anything about a missile, something just fell on us, now please pay our claim.
@DaveFlater @0xabad1dea Being naive is not among the many many problems of insurance companies.
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@0xabad1dea "… creating sparks and fire."
@jernej__s @0xabad1dea
Sounds more like an angry GOD to me.
