Is Peter Thiel a vampire?

[cmdrmoto@hachyderm.io]

@cstross Everyone knows vampires aren’t real, man

#laundryFiles

[auxonic@ottawa.place]

@cstross only sure way I can think of to be sure is to stake him and see what happens.

[illuminatus@mstdn.social]

@auxonic @cstross https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

[thumptastic3@mstdn.plus]

@cstross Naw, just a low level demon.

[uilebheist@polyglot.city]

@cstross Not a chance. Vampires have a dignity

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@cstross I'm honestly surprised we don't have mecha-cheney. I was *CERTAIN* he would be terrorizing whatever is left of humanity in 5000 years.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@cstross or wait... maybe claims of his death have been greatly exaggerated... NOOOOOO!

[ersatzmaus@mastodon.social]

@cstross Time for a stakeholder meeting.

[fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.net]

@cstross more of a ghoul, really

[rbanffy@mastodon.social]

@cstross as a descendant of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am deeply offended by the notion Peter Thiel could be a vampire. Thiel is a monster and a blood sucking parasite, but he's no vampire.

[cstross@wandering.shop]

@rbanffy Then he's got to be a specimen of Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi, the hippo ass leech!

[poetaster@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cstross anti-christ. He's the anti-christ.

[itnomad@ruhr.social]

@cstross
Thank you for making me read that New Scientist article. I was about to go to bed, now I have to distract myself first

Edit : The title is hilarious, so I must share it: https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg14519641-500-leech-rides-the-tunnel-of-love/
@rbanffy

[adamrice@c.im]

@cstross He should always be named as “Peter Thiel, the billionaire who feasts on the blood of children…”

[cstross@wandering.shop]

@poetaster remember, with the authoritarian right, it's ALWAYS projection

[wolf_baginski@meow.social]

@cstross

Oral consumption of bodily fluids to dilute aged blood? Sounds too much as if it was in the Epstein Files.