I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

[oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social]

@futurebird @anke @muddle

Please excuse my gloomy response. I don't want to discourage anyone from working to improve things for the natural world and for ourselves. Big wins seem very unlikely for the moment, but we can still be laying foundations for making things better, and supporting others to help out. Thanks for your efforts!

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@clayfoot

Is this to keep something out... or is it to keep something *in* ?

[emma@orbital.horse]

@thestrangelet @futurebird you gotta wrap your neithers in tin foil otherwise the Bluetooth will trans you.

[ogjester@pnw.zone]

@futurebird they landed on a price of $88? Weird how that number keeps coming up with these people… /s

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@futurebird

If I was just a skosh more evil I'd be selling all kinds of geegaws and doodads to the superstitious New-age Dark Age dipshits.

[mshiltonj@mastodon.online]

@futurebird they be "havn" ur money

[linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io]

@clayfoot @futurebird Do they sell chaps to go with their chafes?

[linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird @clayfoot Athena.

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@futurebird

Someone should test that thing and see if it blocks any radio waves at all.

Also, I bet there are people who complain their Bluetooth ear buds don't work when they wear that.

[notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
Does my face have some sort of built-in wifi block? Why is my scalp so vulnerable when the holes are all in the uncovered parts of the skull?

[su_liam@mas.to]

@futurebird I remember this from Joe vs. the Volcano. Spoiler: it’s a lie.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@bruce

... or complain that they do work...

[sollat@masto.ai]

@SRLevine @futurebird
I only ever use it on Safari so I can kill it with fire (ensure logout).

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@futurebird part of me is like nooo and part of me is like, wouldn't it have been easier to find a Faraday bag in the right hat size

[djm62@beige.party]

@david_chisnall @xlrobot @futurebird Faraday Onesie?

[groxx@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird I'm curious how many people return them because their wireless earbuds don't work with it

[seconduniverse@autistics.life]

@futurebird I know a maker of techy woo devices and they are a believer. Technically skilled, but also a firm believer in crystal, energies, auras and vibrations.

[groxx@hachyderm.io]

@lemgandi @david_chisnall @futurebird I'm sure they're aware - the parabolic antenna that the hat makes is aimed down, increasing your reception of the Earth's healing Schumann resonance waves. It's like dial-up for the collective unconscious (slower access is healthier, it's low glycemic index information and the opposite of unhealthy 5G).

[adrake@sfba.social]

@futurebird @oldclumsy_nowmad @muddle the microwaves in your oven are pretty common and would definitely hurt your brain (and ~every other part of you), but thankfully the ovens come with integrated shielding that's a lot better than 99.7%

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@adrake @oldclumsy_nowmad @muddle

OK I was assuming we were not sticking our head in microwave. But very good point.