There's no reason to follow anyone else on LinkedIn except this guy 😂

[schtaks@infosec.exchange]

@dbattistella like I agree with you but why the carpet, man

[lehmanator@fosstodon.org]

@dbattistella "Piss on carpet"

new way to sign off hostile emails just dropped.

[ddritter@neopaquita.es]

@dbattistella Trump may be using the same strategy when he talks.

[brynawel@mastodon.social]

@dbattistella

"Piss on carpet" is actually what AI does. All the time.

[glc@mastodon.online]

@dbattistella

Needs more gravy.

[noodlemaz@mstdn.games]

@dbattistella yes. Ken is literally the only good thing on there.

[enema_cowboy@dotnet.social]

@dbattistella

Inspirational fnord texts:

1. Opening to game *Zero Wing*, for great justice.

2. Lyrics of "One Armed Scissor" by At The Drive-In.

Embiggen your pompatuses.

[ianturton@mapstodon.space]

@dbattistella meta-X spooks?

[geospacedman@mastodon.social]

@schtaks @dbattistella yeah it really tied the room together

[mavu@mastodon.social]

@dbattistella this is what Punk looks like(*) in 2026.

(*) non-exclusive

[jake4480@c.im]

@dbattistella piss on carpet indeed

[dbattistella@mstdn.ca]

@Lehmanator

[woozle@toot.cat]

@dbattistella See: me before AI.

[wolf_baginski@meow.social]

@DDRitter @dbattistella

I reagent the peasantry of recalcitrant streetology.

[lobingera@chaos.social]

@dbattistella

#OkraFolding

[svelmoe@hachyderm.io]

@dbattistella I my toaster toast bread like and support this ironing a shirt idea.

[lukeharby@infosec.exchange]

@dbattistella Trying to track down the specific post.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@MrPineapple @dbattistella grand rhino he's quite aardvark right loganberry!

[lavarick@mastodon.social]

@schtaks @dbattistella

#Dudeism at it's best️

[eddiebigginsmusic@sunny.garden]

@dbattistella Perfect.